99+ Funny Flower Puns & Jokes

Do you love flowers? Then you’ll love this page. It has the best funny flower puns and jokes you’ll find. LOL now.

Tulips, roses, daisies, and lilacs would make a wonderful garden. They would also make a wonderful bouquet you can give to your loved one on the Valentine’s Day. That’s why this page has funny jokes about flowers that make fun all of these beautiful blossoms. So I hope you’ll like this floral humor collection that conveys love, wit, and the good beauty of nature. May your garden grow from your love of flowers and may you enjoy and share this page with your friends.

17 Funny Flower Puns

These floral puns are perfect for Mother’s Day and any other occasion. Plus, all of them are awesome, most are cute, and a few are from Reddit. You and your friends will like ’em, so please share ’em today.

yellow flowers
  1. For Valentine’s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I was being stalked.
  2. I seed what you did there.
  3. Magician: “I can turn this handkerchief into a flower.” Little boy: “That’s nothing. I can walk down the street and turn into an alley.”
  4. I’m gonna use my tulips to tell my kids this joke.
  5. Why is a flower like the letter “a”? Because a bee goes after it.
  6. My family was having a lot of trouble finding a great florist. My brother rose to the occasion and found one.
  7. People really try hard these daisies.
  8. What do flowers study in college? Stem.
  9. What do you call a grandpa flower? Poppy.
  10. Why do flowers always drive so fast? They put the petal to the metal.
  11. Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together? He just needed a kick in the bud.
  12. What do you call flowers who are BFFs? Buds.
  13. I’m head clover heals in love.
  14. What’s a flower’s favorite vegetable? Cauliflower.
  15. What did the flower say after he told a joke? “I was just pollen your leg.”
  16. Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.
  17. Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder? He just wants somebudy to love.
Funny Flower Pun About Buds
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12 Funny Flower Jokes For Kids & Adults

Some of the jokes below are corny. But all of them are awesome and perfect both for kids and adults. I’m sure that some of them will become your favorite flower jokes.

  1. What do you call a French baker’s favorite flower? Croissanthemum.
  2. The florist had only one flower left in his shop. When I bought it, he said: “It’s the last bud, not the least”.
  3. Why are the flower shop prices so high? The owners know that the divorce is way more expensive than what they’re charging.
  4. What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A light bulb.
  5. I wasn’t all that interested in flowers, but I planted a few seeds, and they grew on me.
  6. What did the bee say to the flower? “Hello honey.”
  7. A guy gives flowers to all of his family. To his wife he gives roses; to his parents he gives orchids; and to his daughters he gives daisies. And to his sons he gives sunflowers.
  8. Did you know there’s a country where everyone drives the same colour vehicle? It’s a red car nation.
  9. What’s a plumbers favorite flower? The dirty rose because the plumber was aroused.
  10. What kind of flower does the Joker wear? The flower of peace because he has a sense of humor. Seriously, the movie doesn’t specify that, but some people have speculated that the Joker wears orchid.
  11. What do you call a flower that flies like a floatplane? The floating water lily.
  12. Why was the peony flower offended? Someone called him a pony.
Funny Flower Joke About Peony

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17 Funny Rose Puns & Jokes

Pink Rose
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The flowering plant rose has many uses. While most people think of it as an ornamental plant, it’s also used in medicine, perfume, and food. And here, it’s the source of humor. But these puns are more than a source of laughter. You can use these funny rose puns for Instagram as captions.

Funny Rose Pun
  1. Gardeners like to sleep on beds of roses.
  2. The rose was very lazy. He had a seedentary lifestyle.
  3. I plant to get enough of the beautiful roses in my garden.
  4. The roses weren’t blooming. It was a seed state of affairs.
  5. English roses are very fond of good and hearty Sunday rose-ts.
  6. The roses were close friends. Their friendship was almost unbeleafable.
  7. She was scared of roses. She didn’t know where the issue stemmed from.
  8. The girl was sad that her roses didn’t bloom. She said it was bud omen.
  9. There were no roses in the garden. The gardener said he hadn’t botany.
  10. Why is a rose like gold? It’s vain but beautiful.
  11. When the rose was winning the competition, her friends cheered for her by saying: “You grow, girl!”
  12. Roses need therapy. It helps them get to the root of their problems.
  13. When one rose wants to appreciate the other, he says: “You’re my best bud.”
  14. A man grew a beautiful bed of roses. He said if he tries hard, he’ll suc-seed.
  15. The rose had an allergic reaction to something. There were spots all over his bud-y.
  16. The florist was worried when his rose flowers weren’t blooming. He said: “What’s stomata?”
  17. The rose had to inform his mom about a mishap. He said: “I hate to be the bearer of bud news”.

9 Violets Are Blue, Roses Are Red Jokes

  1. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Garbage gets dumped,
    And now you do, too.
  2. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have five fingers,
    The middle one is for you.
  3. Roses are brown,
    Violets are brown,
    Who pooped in my garden?
  4. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    When I flush the toilet,
    I remember you.
  5. Roses are red,
    Relationships are tough;
    The reason I love you,
    Is ’cause we hate the same stuff.
  6. Roses are gray,
    Violets are gray,
    You are gray,
    I’m a dog.
  7. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Your phone is smart,
    So why aren’t you?
  8. Roses are red,
    The earth is wide,
    You’d look much better,
    With me by your side.
  9. Roses are blue, and violets are red, please reverse, what I just said.

9 Bloom Puns

  1. Did you hear about the flower that never bloomed? It was a bud omen.
  2. Someone told me they met their wife at a garden store they both worked at. I’ve heard love really blooms there.
  3. Ok, bloomer.
  4. Bloom where you’re planted.
  5. Anyone ever hear about Bruce Lee’s vegan brother? Brocc Lee never bloomed like Bruce.
  6. Live life in full bloom.
  7. My bloomed flower is talking to my unbloomed flowers. It’s saying: “Hey buds.”
  8. What’s a bumblebee’s favorite celebrity? Orlando Bloom.
  9. Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success? No one, he’s an elf made man.

Top 10 Tulip Puns & Jokes

Pink Tulip

Do you know that the tulip plant symbolizes deep love and is a part of the lily family? If you don’t know that – and even if you do – you probably haven’t heard these awesome tulip puns. Most of them are perfect for Instagram.

  1. What’s better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ.
  2. How do flowers kiss? With their tulips.
  3. Whats the only flower that grows on a face? Tulip.
  4. I was telling my dad about a new hot dog stand in town and how they would put nacho cheese, pepperoni’s, French’s onion rings, and other toppings. He said: “I like tulips on mine.” Confused, I asked: “Tulips? What the heck?” He pointed to his mouth and said: “These two lips right here.”
  5. You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany.
  6. My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers. In all honesty, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
  7. How do flowers whistle? With their tulips.
  8. How do you grow the brightest tulips? You start with a light bulb.
  9. What kind of flower grows on your face? Tulips.
  10. What did the tulip say to the cheating rose? “Don’t you be dandelion to me!” That’s the last of the tulip jokes you’ll find on this page. But there are still many other jokes below.

15 Best Short Sunflower Puns & Jokes

Some of the funnies in this section are sunflower seed puns, one of them is from Reddit, and all of them are really funny. Plus, you can use some of them as simple captions for Instagram. So I’m sure you’ll like ’em. If you do like these sunflower jokes, please share ’em with your friends because your friends would like that.

  1. I never really cared much about planting sunflower seeds, but after a few years, I think they’d really grow on me.
  2. The bird in my garden couldn’t eat the sunflower seeds; it was impeccable.
  3. The sunflower wanted to become a writer. But I said it was too flowery.
  4. I feel really bad for sunflowers seeds, if they’re really unlucky, they could get themselves into a pickle.
  5. I stepped on a sunflower, he told me I put him in an orchid position.
  6. Sometimes I drop sunflower seeds in my neighbor’s garden; it’s sow cheeky of me.
  7. I took a photo of my sunflower; now it can photosynthesize.
  8. I can’t think of a good sunflower pun right now. Thistle has to do.
  9. The sunflower couldn’t ride a bicycle anymore. Its petals broke.
  10. Why did the rose stop dating the sunflower? She only saw him as a frond.
  11. Why am I so hot right now? Because there’s a sunflower near me.
  12. The sunflower with no smell really confused everyone. It just made no scents.
  13. A 70-year-old sunflower refused to go to the doctor. He needed a pollenoscopy.
  14. The sunflower told me his love for me blossoms every day.
  15. The sunflower fell in love with an apple tree. They lived appily ever after. If you think that this sunflower pun is cute, please share the beautiful picture with this pun (the one below) to Pinterest.
Sunflower Pun About Apple Tree

5 Daisy Flower Puns

Since daisy symbolizes innocence, I hope that these flower puns about daisy will make you smile with a baby’s smile.

  1. What flower is the biggest klutz? A whoopsie-daisy.
  2. Son: Whose there? Dad: Daisy Son: Daisy who? Dad: Daisy me rolelin, they hatin.
  3. After the success of the new Star Wars movie, if Daisy Ridley looks for more money for the next film and Disney says no, they’ll call her Raisy Didley.
  4. I thought Daisy looked a little suspicious the other day. That’s when I realized she was a plant.
  5. Philidelphia tastes better than daisy because sweet creams are made of cheese.

7 Best Cherry Blossom Puns & Jokes

Cherry Blossom Trees Over The Canal At Night

Feel free to use these cherry puns as Instagram captions because your followers will love ’em.

  1. What do fruits say when they are really grateful? Thank you cherry much.
  2. What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You’re cherry sweet.
  3. Who’s the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
  4. Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it’s history in the baking.
  5. What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
  6. What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren’t so tasty we wouldn’t be in this jam.
  7. What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That’s just the cherry on top of a successful career.

3 Lilac Puns

Beautiful Lilac Flowers
  1. What did rose say to the lilac? You lack nothing even though you’re a lilac.
  2. Why did lilac run away from daisy? The lilac thought that daisy lacked the look of a lilac.
  3. Why is lilac like a lily? Neither lacks anything.

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5 Awesome Flower One Liners

  1. What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
  2. Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated? She rose above it.
  3. I had thought about giving my friend orchids for her birthday, but ended up giving her a bunch of roses. It was a sudden change of plants.
  4. The mother rose tried to cheer his son before the match. She said: “I’ll be rooting for you.”
  5. My friend sent me a bouquet of roses as a gratitude gift. She wrote a note, saying: “Thanks a bunch.”

Video With Flower Jokes For Kids

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2 Awesome Flower Web Stories

If you like the flower puns you’ve read on this page, you’ll probably also like the two awesome flower web stories. First of them is called 15 Flower Memes You Need To See Now. Second one is called 17 Inspirational Flower Quotes That Will Amaze You. I’ve put a lot of work into creating these web stories and putting together the best content related to flowers. So I know that you’ll find lots of awesome stuff if you check out one or both of them.

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