47 Beaver Puns & Jokes
These are the best funny beaver puns and jokes you’ll find. LOL with ’em now or regret missing ’em.
While these rodents get fairly dirty building dams, the jokes you’ll find here are for the most part perfectly clean. Some of them can be considered somewhat rude, but they’re still very funny. Indeed, beavers have never been funnier than here on Humoropedia.com. In short, these are the best funny beaver jokes for kids and adults. Plus, this page has some other awesome content you’ll definitely enjoy.
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15 Good Beaver Puns
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- A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
- I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
- Where do beavers keep their money? In the riverbank.
- What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
- What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.
- I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
- I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
- Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
- What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
- What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
- My Dutch guinea pigs want to become beavers. They’re building Hamsterdam.
- A beaver walks into a bar, sees a man standing behind the bar, and asks him: “Are you the dam bartender?” The guy behind the bar replies: “No, I’m just a guy who’s so high I’m seeing talking beavers.”
- I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
- The hipster beaver refused to swim in the river. He said it was too mainstream.
- Why didn’t beavers send any wood down the river? Because they didn’t give a dam.
If you like these good beaver puns, you’ll also like these awesome river puns.
19 Funny Beaver Jokes
Some of the funnies in this section are beaver dam jokes, one of them is from Reddit, and all of them are really funny. Please share ’em with your friends if you like ’em.
- The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
- As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
- The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
- A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
- The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
- The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
- Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
- Who’s beaver’s favorite pop singer? Justin Beaver.
- Beaver jokes can be pretty dam funny.
- What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
- What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can’t tide.
- What did the ocean say to the beaver? Nothing, it just waved.
- What is a naughty beavers’ favorite type of wood? Knotty pine.
- What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma’dame.
- What did the beaver say to the scout who tried to recruit him? Your offer is too dam low.
- Why did the beaver need an alarm clock? It was too dam early.
- How do beavers make a bouncy dam? They use spring water.
- Why did the beaver run away from the scout? The beaver would rather work on the dam than listen to the drunk scout.
- What’s a beaver’s favorite snack? Wood chips.
5 Funny Beaver Memes
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7 Beaver One Liners
- Why was the beaver dirty? He was a recluse beaver who liked to scare people with his smell.
- What did the Canadian beaver reply when someone called him lazy? He said the symbol can’t be lazy.
- What did the bad beaver say when stopped by a corrupt cop? Nothing. Corrupt cops don’t stop bad beavers.
- Why was the little beaver angry about his first name? His dad was too lazy to give him a first name. Instead, he called him “first name beaver”.
- What did Little Johnny say to the beaver? He said: “Will you be nice enough to bite my physics teacher?”
- Have you heard any riddles about beavers and Little Johnny? No, Little Johnny was too little to know about the mysteries of beavers.
- Why did the beaver change his name? He was the hitman beaver on a run.
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3 Beaver Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” “Beaver.” “Are you the beaver who can talk?” “No, I’m the beaver who can’t talk and apparently you’re the deaf guy”.
- Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” “The beaver your wife has secretly married.”
- Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” “Beaver.” “Beaver who?” “Beaver would be nice to you if you opened the door.”
If you like the jokes you’ve just read, you’ll probably also like these knock knock jokes.
3 Beaver Birthday Puns
- When the beaver congratulated the squirrel with her birthday, he said: “Have a dam good birthday.” But when she invited him to celebrate the birthday with him, he replied: “I wish I could, but I better hurry to work on the dam. Dam good birthday to you. It’s gonna be a dam dam work for me though.”
- The bear was celebrating his birthday when the beaver showed up. The bear said: “I didn’t invite you.” The beaver replied: “I’m the beaver. I show up whenever the dam I want because I work on the dam.”
- Why didn’t the beaver congratulate the dam with its birthday? The beaver was too busy working on it.
The beaver in this video is a pretty talented and funny comedian even though he doesn’t say anything.