63 Really Funny Star Wars Jokes That Will Make You Laugh
1. Q: Who tries to be a Jedi? A: Obi-Wannabe
2. Q: What do Gungans put things in? A: Jar Jars.
3. Q: What do Whipids say when they kiss? A: Ouch.
4. Q: What is a jedi’s favorite toy? A: A yo-yoda
5. Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Argh2-D2
6. Q: Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? A: Pizza Hutt
7. Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? A: “The”
8. Q: Why is Han Solo a loner? A: Because he’s solo.
9. Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi? A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
10. Q: What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A: A Sithy.
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11. Q: Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.
12. Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties? A: A bow TIE.
13. Q: How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? A: With a woo-key
14. Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair? A: The outside.
15. Q: What do Jedi use to view PDF files? A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
16. Q: What do you call a female Mandalorian? A: A Womandalorian.
17. Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be Q:
18. Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee? A: Chewie!
19. Q: What do you call a fight between film actors? A: Star wars!
20. Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other? A: Star Wars
21. Q: What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos? A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
22. Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? A: Darth Waiter
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23. Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? A: To get to the Dark Side.
24. Q: What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant? A: The Ackbar.
25. Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? A: Game of Clones
26. Q: Why did Yoda cross the road? A: Because the chickens Forced him to.
27. Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A: With Ewokie Talkies
28. Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A: A Sith-Kabob!
29. Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
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30. Q: Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes? A: To get to the other side.
31. Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon? A: The ship might crack up.
33. Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? A: Vader Tots.
34. Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner? A: The appetizer.
35. Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? A: Because he’s always a little short.
36. Q: Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins? A: So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
37. Q: Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday? A: He needed a bank clone! (Loan)
38. Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? A: Because he’s always making new friends!
39. Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? A: Because he’s always making new friends.
40. Q: What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test? A: Do well, you will do!
41. Q: What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water? A: It gets wet.
42. Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? A: So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
43. Q: Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road? A: Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
44. Q: Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow? A: Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
45. Q: Why does Leia wear buns on her head? A: In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
46. Q: Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula? A: To get to the other dementia.
47. Q: As a Disney character what song would Vader sing? A: “When You Wish Upon A Death Star”.
48. Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer? A: Time to get a new chronometer.
49. Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such? A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
50. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
51. Q: What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? A: Wookieeleaks
52. Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber? A: Obi Wan Baloney.
53. Q: Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant? A: Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
54. Q: When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side? A: In the Sith Grade.
55. Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive? A: Two, but I don’t know how they got in it.
56. Q: What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”? A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
57. Q: What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applase? A: A Hand Solo!
58. Q: How is Ducktape like the Force? A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
59. Q: Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam? A: In a Jar-Jar. Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on? Because they were too BOOT-iful!
60. Q: What’s the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper? A: One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
61. Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb? A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
62. Q: What do you call a bounty hunter from the South? A: Bubba Fett
63. Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down? A: He stepped on Ant-hillies.
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