Funny Friendship Quotes

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Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again. Unknown

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Mark Twain
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The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. Mark Twain

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. Unknown

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier. Diane Von Furstenberg

The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families. Jay McInerney

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. Helen Keller
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Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. W.H. Auden

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry. Unknown

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you. Ann Richards

Don’t be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends. Richard Bach

Friendship is like a melon. You must try one hundred to find a good one. Unknown

I’m friends with Taylor Swift, and I am tired of people asking me questions about our friendship. When I post a picture of us on Instagram, I’m posting a picture of me and my friend. Sarah Hyland

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. Oprah Winfrey

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?” A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist. Aaron Machado

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go. Margaret Walker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. Samuel Butler
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There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. Clifton Fadiman

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One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. Marcelene Cox

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. Charles Lamb

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long. Robert Staughton Lynd

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. Jim Hayes

Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself – and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That’s what real love amounts to – letting a person be what he really is. Jim Morrison
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When a friend is in trouble, do not annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think of something and do it. Unknown

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. J.K. Rowling

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. Unknown

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. Edwin Arlington Robinson

When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man. Alice Duer Miller

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. Laurence J. Peter

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. Otto von Bismarck

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. Marlene Dietrich

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb

Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did. Wendy Jean Smith

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. Greg Tamblyn

True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island… to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing. Baltasar Gracian

My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. Aristotle

What I particularly like about Broadway is the camaraderie and the friendship of other people in other shows. Everybody knows you’re opening and cares about you. There’s a real village atmosphere. Ian Mckellen

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