Awesome Wedding Toasts & Quotes: +25 Best That Will Charm All
Welcome to our collection of most awesome wedding toasts! We’ve gathered a variety of toasts for every kind of couple, including some that are funny and absurd and others that are heartfelt and sincere. So whether you’re looking for something to make your guests laugh or something to bring a tear to their eye, we’ve got you covered. So grab a glass and raise a toast to the happy couple – may their love be strong and enduring for a lifetime of happiness.
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“To the happy couple – may your love be like a comfortable pair of sweatpants, always there for you and never judging. Congratulations and best wishes for a lifetime of snuggles and Netflix binges.”
“Here’s to the newlyweds – may your love be like a good phone plan, never dropping the call and always giving you unlimited data. Best wishes for a lifetime of connectivity and connection.”
“To the bride and groom – may your love be like a well-stocked fridge, always full of delicious things and never letting you down. Congratulations and best wishes for a lifetime of satisfaction and sustenance.”
“May your marriage be like a roll of duct tape, strong enough to fix anything and versatile enough to handle any situation. Congratulations to the happy couple.”
“Here’s to the newlyweds – may your love be like a sturdy umbrella, protecting you from the storms of life and always standing by your side. Best wishes for a lifetime of love and support.”
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Short Wedding Toasts
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“To the happy couple – may your love be strong and enduring. Congratulations on your marriage!”
“Here’s to the newlyweds – may your love be a source of joy and happiness. Best wishes for a lifetime of love.”
“To the bride and groom – may your marriage be filled with love and laughter. Congratulations!”
“May your marriage be a partnership of love and mutual respect. Congratulations to the happy couple.”
“Here’s to the newlyweds – may your love be a shining light, guiding you through every moment of your lives together. Best wishes for a lifetime of happiness.”
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Awesome Wedding Toasts
“To the bride and groom – may your love continue to grow stronger every day and may your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and happiness. Congratulations!”
“Here’s to the happy couple – may your marriage be as sweet as the cake we’ll be eating tonight. Cheers!”
“To the newlyweds – may your love be like a fine wine, only getting better with age. Congratulations and best wishes for a lifetime of love and happiness.”
“May your marriage be as beautiful and enduring as the love that brought you together. Congratulations to the happy couple.”
“Here’s to the bride and groom – may your love be as strong as a oak tree, standing tall and unshakeable. Best wishes for a lifetime of love and happiness.”
“To the newlyweds – may your marriage be full of adventure, romance, and love. Congratulations and best wishes for a lifetime of happiness.”
“May your marriage be a partnership of love, trust, and mutual respect. Congratulations to the happy couple.”
“Here’s to the bride and groom – may your love be like a rose, blooming and flourishing every day. Best wishes for a lifetime of happiness.”
“To the newlyweds – may your marriage be filled with joy, laughter, and endless love. Congratulations and best wishes for a lifetime of happiness.”
“May your marriage be a union of two hearts and two souls, bound together in love forever. Congratulations to the happy couple.”
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Best Wedding Toasts Ever
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“Here’s to the bride and groom – may your love be as enduring as the mountains, standing tall and strong through every storm. Best wishes for a lifetime of happiness.”
“To the newlyweds – may your marriage be a journey of love, adventure, and happiness. Congratulations and best wishes for a lifetime of joy.”
“May your marriage be a tapestry of love, weaving together all the colors and experiences of life into a beautiful and enduring bond. Congratulations to the happy couple.”
“Here’s to the bride and groom – may your love be as bright as a shining star, guiding you through every moment of your lives together. Best wishes for a lifetime of happiness.”
“To the newlyweds – may your marriage be a source of strength, support, and love for each other. Congratulations and best wishes for a lifetime of joy and happiness.”
Wedding Quotes
In my opinion, these are some of the best wedding quotes ever. I’m sure you’ll agree with me.
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” Dr. Seuss
“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” Rita Rudner
“The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.” Julia Child
“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. ” George Burns
“If we look at the world with a love of life, the world will reveal its beauty to us.” Daisaku Ikeda
“You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.” Unknown
“You’re every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had.” Nicholas Sparks
“Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are.” Oscar Wilde
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