Plant Jokes: 51+ Best Funny One Liners You’ll Regret Missing

These are the best funny plant jokes you’ll find. Laugh at them today and please share them. But before I tell you the jokes, let me introduce this page because it has much more than just funny one liner jokes.

While you may have read in your biology class that plants are multicellular organisms, I’d bore you to death if I kept on talking to you about plant cells, photosynthesis, and other nerdy stuff you probably can’t care less about. So I’ll skip all of the wonderfully nerdy facts, such as that plants are photosynthetic; apparently, I forgot to skip this one, or maybe I’ve played a practical joke on myself.

Seriously, this page is filled with many jokes about plants that are perfect both for kids and adults. Some of these jokes are clever and some are cute, but all of them are awesome and filled with plant humor. So feel free to share this page with your children and all other family members. Plus, you’re gonna find bonus content on this page. It’s awesome like the jokes themselves but it’s also awesome in a different way. In short, plants have never been funnier than here on So you’re gonna like this page or my name isn’t Roman Marshanski.

9 Plant Jokes By RM

Outdoor Potted Plant Surrounded By Trees

I’ve written these plant jokes myself. Maybe some will say that a few of these are bad plant puns. But I’m sure that the majority of these jokes are pretty good. I hope you’ll agree with me.

  1. What did fake plant say to the real one? Nothing, it just stared in awe.
  2. What did potted plant say to the wild plant growing outside when he saw it from the window? He screamed: “Let me outta here! The aliens called humans have captured me!”
  3. Why was fake plant angry at the potted plant? It saw itself in the mirror and got jealous of the beautiful pot.
  4. What do potted plants and fake plants have in common? Both of them aren’t grounded in the natural reality. They’re simply following the motto “fake it till you make it”.
  5. Why did a flower marry a potted plant? To get half of the pot in the divorce.
  6. How did human and plants become friends? Their mutual dislike of college botany united them.
  7. Why was the dad plant angry at the baby plant? The baby plant was so lazy he didn’t even photosynthesize.
  8. How did the sadistic bad plant celebrate its birthday? He turned into cactus.
  9. What did the dead plant say to the coroner before its death? “Don’t step on me again.”
Funny Plant Joke About Death
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The Best 7 Funny Gardening Puns

Gardening is one of the best outside activities you can do. Not only can you make your life more beautiful with a flower garden but you can also grow food for yourself with a vegetable garden. In short, garden can bring a lot of good into your life.

Preparing your soil, choosing plants for your garden, watering them, and doing everything else necessary to grow a garden is definitely a noble and soothing activity. But this activity can also be fun. Well, these funny gardening puns are about the fun part of this soothing activity. And since gardening isn’t only an outside activity, some of these are houseplant puns for people who love home gardening.

  1. What happened to the plant in the math class? It grew square roots.
  2. What do trees drink? Root beer.
  3. What’s the easiest way to stop a dog from digging in the garden? Take away his shovel.
  4. Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes? They were too corny.
  5. What do you get when you cross a gardener and some trendy headphones? Beets by Dre.
  6. Herb your enthusiasm.
  7. I’ve always been afraid of gardening but then I decided to grow a pear.

7 Best Biology Jokes For Students & Teachers

You can probably say that some of these biology jokes are corny, but I’m sure you’ll agree that all of them are both clean and funny.

  1. Why was the amoeba sad? His parents just split.
  2. How does a marine biologist end a conversation? Sea you later.
  3. What do hipster biologists wear? Skinny genes.
  4. What do you call an organic compound with an attitude? A-mean-o acid.
  5. Why did the biologist break up with the physicist? They had no chemistry.
  6. Why aren’t students allowed in the biology teachers’ lounge? It’s for staph only.
  7. What do biologists post on Instagram? Cell-fies.
  8. Where did the viruses go? They flu away.

15 Funny Plant Jokes

Green Plant In A Pot
  1. Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
  2. Where do vegetables go to have a few drinks? The salad bar.
  3. What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden? Squash.
  4. What did the baby corn say to the mother corn? Where’s popcorn.
  5. The gardener used to make loads of money from clearing lawns. She was raking it in.
  6. Why did the gardener quit his job? His celery wasn’t high enough.
  7. Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? He wanted a power plant.
  8. Why did the tree take a nap? For rest.
  9. How do you send a message in a forest? Use moss code.
  10. Who lives in the haunted Hundred Acre Wood? Winnie the Boo.
  11. How did the squirrel get lost in the forest? It took the wrong root.
  12. What did the beaver say as he left the forest? It’s been nice gnawing you. If you like this plant joke, you’ll also like these beaver puns and jokes, so please check ’em out right now.
  13. Why are flowers so good at problem solving? They know how to nip it in the bud.
  14. What did the flower study in college? STEM.
  15. What flowers grow on your face? Tulips.

If you like the last few plant jokes you’ve read, you’ll also like these funny flower puns and jokes.

5 Clever Plant Puns From Reddit

These are the best Reddit plant jokes you’ll find. They’re both smart and funny. So if you like smart humor, you’ll like these puns. Please share them if you like them.

  1. Did you hear about Annie Algae meeting Frank Fungus? They took a Lichen to each other.
  2. Sedges, like hedges, have edges. Grasses, like asses, have holes.
  3. Why was the botanist afraid of the club moss? He was built lycophyta.
  4. Why did Gregor Mendel fail handwriting? He kept crossing his peas.
  5. What did one hungry plant say to the other plant? I could use a light snack.

If you like these clever plant puns, please check out these 15 best funny plant puns now because you’ll like them too.

The Best 10 Plant One Liners

Green Plants In A Park
  1. What makes certain plants scientifically related to each other? The family tree.
  2. What type of plants do skateboarders grow? Faceplants.
  3. What happened to the two apple trees that were planted together? They lived appily ever after.
  4. What do you say to someone too scared to plant apples ? Grow a pear.
  5. How do plants stay in touch? FaceThyme.
  6. Did you hear the local concrete plant was flooded last week? They’re having a hard time moving inventory now.
  7. What do plants do when they see other plants are sad? They photosympathize.Plant Joke About Photosynthesis
  8. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
  9. Why are plants bad cheerleaders? Because they’re always rooting for themselves.
  10. The psychologist society says talking to plants and pots during the pandemic is perfectly normal. Seek help if they start talking back.
Plant One Liner About The Pandemic

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The Best 7 Funny Leaf Jokes

These puns about leaves are the medicine the doctor ordered the depressed gardener to take. Talking about doctors, you’ll like these medical jokes. Check them out after reading the leaf jokes below.

  1. My new leaf blower doesn’t work. It sucks.
  2. Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green.
  3. What did Autumn say to Summer? Make like a tree and leaf.
  4. I never used to like plants, but I turned over a new leaf.
  5. How do plants make themselves heard? With amp-leaf-ication.
  6. How do plants contact each other? They use the te-leaf-one.
  7. What do you call a salad leaf that constantly goes to the gym? Shredded lettuce.

The Best 5 Plant Pick Up Lines

  1. I wish you were a berry. Because I would bottle you as jam and enjoy you in winter.
  2. I love your sweet lavender smell.
  3. Let’s go identify wild plants in the forest.
  4. Girl, you look so good I wish I could plant a whole field of you.
  5. You must be a garden because I’m digging you.

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The Best 5 Plant Riddles

This plant riddles section is divided into two parts. In the first part, you’ll find the riddles. In the second part, you’ll find the answers.

  1. I’m a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
  2. I don’t eat food. But I enjoy a light meal everyday. What am I?
  3. You bury me when I’m alive and dig me up when I die. What am I?
  4. It’s a plant that sounds like something in the sky and can grow to be ten feet high. What plant is it?
  5. What flowers live between mouth and chin?

Spoiler alert: the answers follow below.

  1. Pea.
  2. Plant.
  3. Plant.
  4. Sunflower.
  5. Tulips.

If you like the plant riddles you’ve just read, you’ll also like these 33 funny riddles and answers.

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