Owl Puns & Jokes: 25+ Best That Will Make You Smile

I did my best to bring you only the best, most funny owl puns. So I’m sure they’ll make you smile. If they do, please link to this page from your blog or share it to your favorite social site – I’d be grateful if you did.

Not all owl jokes on this page are short puns. Some of them are jokes in other styles of humor, such as absurdist comedy and anti-humor. These jokes and one liners come from different sources. Some of them come from Reddit and some of them are original and won’t be found anywhere else because I wrote them myself.

Before I tell you the jokes, how about a few fun facts about these mostly nocturnal birds of prey? So did you know that an owl can be heard from a mile away? And did you know that the tiniest owl, the Elf Owl, measures between five to six inches in its height and weighs about one and a half ounces? Also, did you know that a parliament can be a group of owls? That’s a name for a group of owls. Apparently, owls have come up with a parliament long before humans did.

I hope you found these facts amusing. Either way, many really good jokes about owls are below. These jokes are both clean and awesome, perfect both for kids and adults. Plus, there’s awesome bonus content you’ll definitely enjoy and many beautiful photos of owls you’ll definitely love. In short, you’ve definitely come to the right place because owls have never been funnier than here on Humoropedia.com.

Table Of Contents

Owl Puns
Owl Puns For School
Cute Owl Puns Filled With Love
Owl Birthday Puns That Are A Festive Hoot
Best Owl Puns
Bonus Content – Awesome Owl Video
Owl Jokes
Owl Knock Knock Jokes
Owl Dad Jokes

Owl Puns

Please enjoy this owl play on words and please read until the end of this section because that’s where the best and most funny puns are.

The owl heard people talking about him, but he was too cool to give a hoot.
What do you call an owl that can do magic tricks? Hoodini.
Where’s the chick’s favorite place to play? In the neighbourhoot.
What would the bird world be like without rules? A free-for-owl.
What’s an owl’s favorite flower? A daffowldil. If you like this owl pun, you’ll also like this huge collection of best flower jokes because they’re hilarious.
Why shouldn’t you tell owls your secrets? Because they’re always talon everyone.
What does the owl say to the hunted mouse? You better prey.

Owl Puns For School

white owl in flight — If you like this photo of white owl, please share it to Pinterest right now because your followers will like it too.

These puns are perfect both for students and teachers. In short, they’re perfect for everyone going to a school. I’m sure you and your school friends will agree.

What do you call an owl that transforms things through magic? An owlchemist.
Keep talking, I’m owl ears.
What does the owl say to put off making a decision? Owl let you know later.
Do your owlgebra homework.
Why don’t owls study for tests? They’d rather wing it.
The nerdy owl is a know-it-owl.

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Cute Owl Puns Filled With Love

two cute owlets in nest — If you think these owlets look cute, please share their cuteness with your followers on Pinterest or other site.

These puns and sayings are too cute to be true, yet they’re true and witty. Maybe some will say they’re corny, but I think they’re more cute than corny because they’re filled with love of wit.

What did the mother say to her chick? Beak-a-boo.
What’s a bird’s favorite Beatles song? Owl you need is love.
Why was the owl in love? It found its owl love nest.
Owl always love you.
What did the baby owl say to their mother? Chick me out, I’m having a hoot.
Have you checked the feather forecast?

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Owl Birthday Puns That Are A Festive Hoot

I wrote these owl birthday puns myself, so I hope you’ll like them enough to share them.

Owl forgot it was its owl birthday because it was partying owl the time anyway.
The owl didn’t wanna celebrate its birthday because it thought it got too owld.
You never know how an owl would celebrate its owl birthday because it got its owl way of living.

Best Owl Puns

These are the best puns about owls. So I’m sure you’ll like them all. Please share this page if you do.

Why aren’t there any owls in supermarkets? Because they fly off the shelves.
What do you get if you cross a cat and an owl? Meowls.
What do you call an owl with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can’t hear you.
What did the angry owl do? He flipped the bird.
Why did the owl invite a bunch of his friends over? Because he didn’t want to be owl by himself.

owl pun related to friends — If you like this pun, please share it to Pinterest right now because it’s good to share humor.

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Bonus Content – Awesome Owl Video

I’m sure you’ll like this video because the owl in this video is both strong and graceful.

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Owl Jokes

white and yellow owl on the tree branch — If you think this owl looks beautiful, please share this photo to Pinterest right now because your followers will appreciate its majestic beauty.

Maybe some will say that one or two of the jokes below are rude, but I think that all of them are pretty good and funny. I hope you’ll agree with me.

If you were an owl how often would you check your back? Owl the time.
Why did the priest buy an owl for his church? Because it’s a bird of prey.
Last night I dreamed I was an owl. It was a hoot.
Why did the owl go to the gym? Because he’s the stare master.

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Owl Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl is seeing you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not an owl. Only an owl zombie who ate an owl.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. But owls can’t talk. But I’m a talking owl who wants to eat you.

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Owl Dad Jokes

gorgeous, brown and black owl on the tree branch

I, Roman Marshanski, the founder of this site, wrote these owl jokes below which you’re about to read. If you like them, please follow me on Twitter below.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a gorilla? You get an oorilla: an animal that flies like an owl and poops like a gorilla. So you better stay away from it unless you’re into weird stuff.
How long does an owl live? Long enough for an owl but not short enough for a zombie. It makes no sense because an owl turned into a vampire and flew away before it was born.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer. The owl stares at the squirrel but says nothing. Then the squirrel eats the farmer because it was a zombie. But the owl keeps staring at the squirrel as if nothing happened. The squirrel finally says to the owl: “Stop staring at me like a zombie. You scare me.”

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