Grape Puns: 15 Best Funny Jokes That Will Make You LOL & More

LOL with these very best grape puns. Plus, find a few grape jokes of other kind. This page has all that and more. So check it out now.

Some of these jokes are from Reddit. A few of them are silly. However, all of them are clean and awesome. They’re perfect both for kids and adults. So I’m sure you’ll love them regardless of your age. In short, you’ve come to the right page because it has many juicy fruit jokes about ordinary grapes and an interesting video about rare kind of grapes.

9 Grape Puns

Grape Pun About The Elephant
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  1. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  2. People need to know the benefits of eating dried grapes. We all should be raisin awareness.
  3. My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry. I replied: “I have my raisins.”
  4. What do you put as one of the Instagram captions on the day that you have grapes in the morning? Have a grape day.
  5. The grape teacher loved teaching. When we asked her how she manages, she said: “Teaching is my jam”. She truly is a grape. If you think this grape pun is cute, you’ll likely like these irreverent school jokes.
  6. Why did the grape get disqualified from the limbo championship. He kept raisin the bar.
  7. Went to the fruit stall to buy some grapes, but he didn’t have any. It turned out to be a fruitless affair.
  8. A grape walked into a fruit mixer and didn’t even thank the mixer for not squishing it. He was quite an ungrapeful one.
  9. A grape met with an accident. His mother in the hospital said: “I hope the doctors gave him some medicine so that he doesn’t wine”.

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5 Grape Jokes

Grape Joke About Alexander The Great
  1. Who was purple and wanted to rule the world? Alexander the Grape.
  2. A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a grape stuck in one nostril. The man says: “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says: “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.” If you like this grape joke, I’m sure that you’ll also like these awesome doctor jokes.
  3. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
  4. Why did Miss Grapes want to marry Mister Grapes? Because she loves raisin kids.
  5. I’m forming a coalition that defends dried out grapes everywhere. I’m raisin awareness.

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Interesting Video

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One Of The Best Grape Puns Ever

Whoever discovered raisins, it was a grape idea.

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