Spice Puns & Jokes: 25 Best

Check out my collection of funny spice puns right now. I’m sure they’ll make you smile with spicy joy.

Some of these spice jokes are from Reddit. Others are from other sources. Yet other jokes one liners accidentally dropped on this page from the spice rack. But all of them are delicious and clean, so you can cook with them without washing them first. Just kidding, I don’t expect you to start cooking with these jokes. That would be very weird. But you can try these funny one liner jokes in your cuisine if you want the taste of a seasoned joke.

The Editor’s Favorite Spice Play On Words

Police are searching for a fugitive chef after he killed a customer who was arguing about spices used in a dish. They’re saying it’s only a matter of thyme.

If you think that the spice play on words you’ve just read is funny, please check out these funny cop jokes now because you’ll like them.

17 Funny Spice Puns

five spoons filled with spices
  1. It’s thyme to reflect.
  2. You’re right on thyme.
  3. Herb your enthusiasm.
  4. I’m going as fast as my legs can curry me.
  5. Keep calm and curry on.
  6. If you think I’m going to do that, you’ve got another thing cumin.
  7. Ask a chili question and you’ll get a chili answer. Please share this pun picture below to Pinterest now.Spice Pun About Chili
  8. I once caught a chef sticking her hand in the cooking pot. She said she was feeling a little chili.
  9. I wrapped my pepper in a blanket because it was feeling a little bit chili.
  10. To travel hopefully is a pepper thing than to arrive.
  11. Pepper the devil you know than the devil you don’t. If you like this spice pun, you’ll also like these funny Satan jokes.
  12. It’s pepper to give than to receive.
  13. You’d be pepper off not going.
  14. It keeps on getting pepper.
  15. It’ll be pepper tomorrow.
  16. We’re in a pepper place now.
  17. I sprinkled some salt on my phone yesterday, now it’s a saxa-phone.

If you like these funny spice puns, you’ll also like these awesome herb puns.

Hilarious Video

Watch this video now because this comedian is pretty good. Have a good laugh.

5 Best Spice Jokes

  1. A wizard turned my cat into a pile of Indian spice. Now my cat is in a perpetual state of cumin.
  2. “Vegans are good people when you use the right spices.” Notes from a cannibal.
  3. Dining at a Mexican restaurant one day, I saw the chef throw a spice bottle and hit one of the waiters in the head. “Ow! I didn’t see that cumin!” Screamed the waiter. If you like this spice joke, you’ll also like these waiter jokes.
  4. Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around my wife’s spice labels on her spice rack. So far, she hasn’t noticed. Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.
  5. I just got a notification from Amazon about the package of spices that I ordered. The thyme has come. If you think this joke is good, please share this joke picture below to Pinterest right now.
Spice Joke About Thyme

If you’ve enjoyed these spice jokes, you’ll also enjoy these plant jokes, so please check ’em out right now.

4 Best Spice Puns From Reddit

These are the best Reddit puns with the word spice or the word related to spices. They’re only four of them, but they’re pretty good. I think you’ll like them.

  1. These are some mint condition puns.
  2. About thyme we got some spicy jokes here.
  3. It was cumin eventually.
  4. I refuse to stoop to a level that includes posting puns about spices. That’s just my bayleaf.

3 Pumpkin Spice Jokes

  1. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
  2. Don’t even chai to talk to me before I’ve had my pumpkin spice latte.
  3. Life is gourd when you’ve got pumpkin spice.

4 Cinnamon Puns

cinnamon in black pitcher
  1. What’s the opposite of cinnamon toast crunch? Antonym toast crunch.
  2. I learnt that cinnamon comes from the bark of a tree, but why do the stores sell so much ground cinnamon?
  3. What’s a baker’s favorite joke? A cinnamon pun.
  4. My son gets to play a frosted cinnamon biscuit in the school play. It’s a sweet role.

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