Restaurant Jokes: 23 Best
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The majority of the jokes about restaurants you’re about to read are short, though there are two long ones with surprising endings. Some of these jokes are somewhat silly, but all of them are clean and awesome. None of them are dirty, but maybe you’ll disagree with me about a few of them. In short, you’ve come to the right place for restaurant humor. Restaurants have never been funnier than here on Humoropedia.com.
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Restaurant Joke Of The Day
What’s a cannibal’s favorite restaurant? Five Guys.
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7 Server Jokes
These are the best server jokes you’ll find. I hope you’ll like them. Please share them if you like them.
- “Server, there’s a fly in my soup.” “Don’t worry, sir, the frog will surface in a moment.”
- “Server, this food’s not fit for a pig.” “Sorry, sir, I’ll go and get you some that is.”
- If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
- “Server, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.” “Yes, sir, they’re bad swimmers.”
- Ron took his date to an expensive Italian restaurant, picked up the menu, and ordered food for both of them, saying: “We’ll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci.” The waiter responded: “That’s the manager.”
- “Server, there’s a huge flea in my soup.” “I’ll tell him to hop.”
- A bird walks into a restaurant, orders, and gets a bowl of soup. After a minute, the bird angrily calls the waiter: “Waiter! There’s no fly in my soup!”
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11 Funny Restaurant Jokes
- What kind of side vegetables would you like with your dinner tonight? Beets me.
- Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn’t want to see the bill.
- There was a terrible fight at the seafood restaurant. Three fish got battered.
- I just went to a new restaurant in town that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered french toast during the medieval ages.
- What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
- What did Luke Skywalker say to the diners at his new restaurant? May the forks be with you. If you like this restaurant joke, you’ll also like these funny Star Wars jokes.
- At our local pizza restaurant you can eat dirt cheap. But who wants to eat dirt?
- Heard about the restaurant called karma? There’s no menu: you get only what you deserve.
- What do you call a fancy restaurant that specializes in pork? Swine dining.
- I went to a fancy Italian restaurant but stormed out when I found bugs in my food. Turned out it was the anty pasto.
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Two Friends With Dogs Visit A Restaurant
Two friends are walking their dogs, a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua.
The friend with the Dalmatian says: “Let’s eat at a nearby restaurant.”
The other friend responds: “They won’t let us in with the dogs.”
The first friend responds: “Just follow my lead.”
Then the first friend puts on sunglasses and walks into the restaurant.
The restaurant manager says to him: “No pets allowed.”
The friend with the Dalmatian responds: “That’s my seeing-eye dog.”
“Yes, Dalmatians are excellent service animals.”
“Very well, you’re welcome to have a dinner.”
The friend with the Chihuahua does the same thing.
The restaurant manager tells him the same thing: “No pets allowed.”
He responds: “That’s my seeing-eye dog.”
The restaurant manager asks: “A Chihuahua?”
The friend with the Chihuahua: “A Chihuahua?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!”
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The Jumper In A Skyscraper Restaurant
A man sits in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He drinks a shot of tequila, goes to the window, and jumps out.
The man sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s even more surprised 10 minutes later. The same man walks back into the restaurant.
The astonished onlooker asks: “How did you do that?! I just saw you jump out of the window!”
The jumper responds: “I drank a shot of tequila, and when I jumped out of the window, the tequila made me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” Then he drinks tequila, goes to the window, and jumps out.
The other man runs to the window and watches as the man falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down, and lands softly on his feet. Soon, the man walks back into the restaurant.
The other man orders a shot of tequila, drinks it, jumps out of the window, and dies. The first man orders another shot of tequila.
The bartender says to him: “You’re a prick when you’re drunk, Superman.”
The Best Two Of Reddit Restaurant Jokes
- I used to like making jokes about steak but they were never very well done.
- I went to a restaurant. It was full. No place to sit. I took out my phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly: “Bro, come fast, she’s here with someone else.” Six couples ran away.
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