Parrot Puns & Jokes: 15+ Best + Few Amazingly Bad Ones

The majority of these parrot puns are both clean and funny. A few of them are amazingly bad. They’re so bad they’re kinda funny because of their stupidity. So I’m sure you’ll like all puns on this page.

Not all parrot jokes on this page are short puns. Some of them are totally sick jokes in other styles of comedy. They come from different sources, such as Reddit. None of these funny one liners are dirty. All of them are clean and perfect both for kids and adults. Plus, this page has awesome photos of beautiful parrots and an awesome bonus content video you’ll definitely enjoy.

Before I tell you the jokes, how about some fun facts about these intelligent birds? So did you know that female parrots and male parrots look almost identical? And did you know that parrots mate for life and stay together even when it’s not breeding season? So apparently these talkative birds know all there is about true love. Perhaps they can give us some awesome dating advice. Also, baby parrots are called chicks. That probably explains why so many chicks talk so much.

I hope you found those facts about parrots amusing. Either way, totally sick jokes about parrots and an awesome bonus content video are below. In short, you’ve definitely come to the right place because parrots have never been funnier than here on

Parrot Puns

orange parrot on the tree branch

Enjoy this amusing parrot play on words and please read this section until the end because the best pun is at the end.

  1. Where do parrots go when they die? Parrot-ise.
  2. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  3. What’s a baby parrot’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo.
  4. Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y.
  5. What does the parrot usually wear to the beach? A beak-ini.
  6. What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot. If you like this parrot pun, I think you’ll also like these 37 best pirate puns and jokes.
  7. Why is a parrot a bit like a shark? It can talk your ears off.
  8. What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail.
  9. What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill.
  10. Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it.

Amazingly Bad Parrot Puns

  1. Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak.
  2. Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause.
  3. What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful.
  4. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede? A walkie-talkie.

One Of The Best Parrot Puns Ever

  1. The pet shop did very well when they started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
parrot pun related to pet shop
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Parrot Jokes

close-up photo of multicolored parrot
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  1. After my best friend passed away, I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow and taught him to say: “Daniel, it’s your brother. Reincarnation is real.”
  2. My obese parrot died today. I’m sad but it’s a great weight off my shoulders.
  3. A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks: ”Is it trained?” The parrot replies: ”I’m trained but I’m not sure about my owner.”
  4. Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can’t carry a coconut, but toucan.
  5. A blind man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him: “What’s up with the parrot?” The blind man replies: “It’s my seeing-eye parrot.” The bartender replies: “Most people use dogs.” The blind man replies: “I know that. But do you know how hard it is to get one of those dogs to stay on your shoulder?”

Talking Parrot Joke

  1. What’s the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
parrot joke related to spelling bee
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If you like this parrot joke, please have a look at these 47 best bee puns because I bet they’ll buzz you into a happy smile as they are somewhat similar.

One Of The Best Parrot Jokes Ever

green parrot on the twig
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  1. When I buy a talking parrot, the first thing I’ll teach it to say would be: “Help! They’ve turned me into a parrot!”

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Awesome Bonus Content Video

I’m sure this short video will brighten your day because these two animals are adorable.

Please watch this cat and parrot video now because it’s awesome. See what happens between them right now.

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