Duck Dad Jokes & Puns: 21+ Best To Make You Smile Away

Check out this awesome collection of duck dad jokes. They’ll make you smile away. I think so because they’re the best.

Some of these duck one liners are from Reddit. Other duck puns on this page are from other sources. None of them are dirty. All of them are clean and perfect both for kids and adults. Plus, this page has many beautiful photos of ducks and an awesome video about a wonderful friendship between a duck and a man. In short, you’ve come to the right place for duck humor. These water birds ducks have never been funnier than here on Humoropedia.com.

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The Editor’s Favorite Duck Play On Words

Did you hear that a flock of ducks attacked the American Kennel Club event? It happened because all the dogs were pure bread.

If you like this duck play on words, I think you’ll also like these really funny dog puns because they’re somewhat similar.

Funny Duck Puns

These duck jokes below are short puns perfect for Instagram captions. I’m sure your followers will agree because these puns are clean and witty.

1. Ducks love coffee. They love bre-wing it.
2. What do you call it when it’s raining ducks and chickens? Fowl weather. If you like this duck pun, you’ll also like these very funny chicken jokes because they’re awesome, so please check ’em out now.
3. The duck was declared out by the umpire in a baseball match because she did a fowl play.
4. Three guys were walking down the street. Two of them walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

Donald Duck Pun

5. Donald Duck became an undercover operator and became a duck-tective.

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Duck Dad Jokes

Before I tell you the jokes, how about a fun fact about ducks? Did you know that a 2002 LaughLab experiment found that of all animals ducks attract the most humor? As a matter of fact, even the word “duck” has become an inherently funny word in more than one language. Maybe that’s because many cartoon characters are ducks. You probably remember Walt Disney’s Donald Duck, but there are many more ducks in comics. There’s even a whole Wikipedia page with a list of fictional ducks. Either way, the jokes are below for your amusement.

1. Why did the duck go to the bank? She wanted to get more bills.
2. Give a man a duck and he’ll eat for a night. Teach a man to duck and he’ll avoid low-flying objects.

3. What’s a duck’s favorite vegetable? An eggplant.

Duck Dad Joke About Movies

4. What do you call movies that ducks like to watch? Duck-umentaries.

Duck Dad Joke About Plans

5. Why don’t ducks make plans? They prefer to wing it.

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Quack Puns

These puns make fun of the fact that ducks quack. They’re pretty good though somewhat corny.

1. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks? Firequackers.
2. Why do ducks say quack? Because they can’t say moo.
3. What’s a duck’s favorite taco topping? Quackamole.
4. What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa Claus? A Christmas quacker.

Quack Pun About A Squirrel

1. Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel? That was one tough nut to quack.

If you like these cute quack puns you’ve just read, you’ll also like these witty egg puns.

Best Duck Puns From Reddit

These are the most upvoted duck related puns from Reddit. So I’m sure you’ll like them. Please share this page if you do because good humor needs to be shared.

1. Whatever you do, don’t tell too many Tales with them or get Scroogy with the humor.
2. They don’t all have to quack you up, just put a little ruffle in your feathers.
3. Remind them of the Pecking order and it will all go swimmingly.
4. You could always wing it and see where the wind takes you.
5. Luke, I’m your feather.

Best Duck Dad Jokes

1. Ducks don’t enjoy being stressed. They quack under pressure.
2. Why are ducks good at budgeting? They know how to handle the bills.
3. Why are ducks so good at fixing things? Because they’re great at using duck-tape.

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