Duck Dad Jokes & Puns: 21+ Best To Make You Smile Away

Check out this awesome collection of duck dad jokes. They’ll make you smile away. I think so because they’re the best.

Some of these duck one liners are from Reddit. Other duck puns on this page are from other sources. None of them are dirty. All of them are clean and perfect both for kids and adults. Plus, this page has many beautiful photos of ducks and an awesome video about a wonderful friendship between a duck and a man. In short, you’ve come to the right place for duck humor. These water birds ducks have never been funnier than here on Humoropedia.com.

Table Of Contents

The Editor’s Favorite Duck Play On Words
Funny Duck Puns
Donald Duck Pun
Awesome Video
Duck Dad Jokes
Duck Dad Joke About Movies
Duck Dad Joke About Plans
Quack Puns
Quack Pun About A Squirrel
Best Duck Puns From Reddit
Best Duck Dad Jokes

The Editor’s Favorite Duck Play On Words

cute brown duckling — This photo of a cute duckling will look good on one of your Pinterest boards.

Did you hear that a flock of ducks attacked the American Kennel Club event? It happened because all the dogs were pure bread.

If you like this duck play on words, I think you’ll also like these really funny dog puns because they’re somewhat similar.

Funny Duck Puns

These duck jokes below are short puns perfect for Instagram captions. I’m sure your followers will agree because these puns are clean and witty.

Ducks love coffee. They love bre-wing it.
What do you call it when it’s raining ducks and chickens? Fowl weather. If you like this duck pun, you’ll also like these very funny chicken jokes because they’re awesome, so please check ’em out now.
The duck was declared out by the umpire in a baseball match because she did a fowl play.
Three guys were walking down the street. Two of them walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

Duck Pun About Walking Into A Bar — If you like this duck pun, please share it to Pinterest right now.

Donald Duck Pun

Donald Duck became an undercover operator and became a duck-tective.

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Awesome Video

Please watch this video right now because it’s both awesome and adorable. See their wonderful friendship right now.

Duck Dad Jokes

cute yellow ducklings — Do you think these ducklings look cute? Then please share this photo with your Pinterest followers now.

Before I tell you the jokes, how about a fun fact about ducks? Did you know that a 2002 LaughLab experiment found that of all animals ducks attract the most humor? As a matter of fact, even the word “duck” has become an inherently funny word in more than one language. Maybe that’s because many cartoon characters are ducks. You probably remember Walt Disney’s Donald Duck, but there are many more ducks in comics. There’s even a whole Wikipedia page with a list of fictional ducks. Either way, the jokes are below for your amusement.

Why did the duck go to the bank? She wanted to get more bills.
Give a man a duck and he’ll eat for a night. Teach a man to duck and he’ll avoid low-flying objects.

Duck Dad Joke About Low-Flying Objects — Please share this joke to Pinterest right now because your followers will definitely like it.

What’s a duck’s favorite vegetable? An eggplant.

Duck Dad Joke About Movies

What do you call movies that ducks like to watch? Duck-umentaries.

Duck Dad Joke About Plans

Why don’t ducks make plans? They prefer to wing it.

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Quack Puns

These puns make fun of the fact that ducks quack. They’re pretty good though somewhat corny.

What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks? Firequackers.
Why do ducks say quack? Because they can’t say moo.
What’s a duck’s favorite taco topping? Quackamole.
What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa Claus? A Christmas quacker.

Quack Pun About A Squirrel

Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel? That was one tough nut to quack.

If you like these cute quack puns you’ve just read, you’ll also like these witty egg puns.

Best Duck Puns From Reddit

mallard duck in water — If you like this photo of a mallard duck, please share it to Pinterest right now.

These are the most upvoted duck related puns from Reddit. So I’m sure you’ll like them. Please share this page if you do because good humor needs to be shared.

Whatever you do, don’t tell too many Tales with them or get Scroogy with the humor.
They don’t all have to quack you up, just put a little ruffle in your feathers.
Remind them of the Pecking order and it will all go swimmingly.
You could always wing it and see where the wind takes you.
Luke, I’m your feather.

Best Duck Dad Jokes

Ducks don’t enjoy being stressed. They quack under pressure.
Why are ducks good at budgeting? They know how to handle the bills.
Why are ducks so good at fixing things? Because they’re great at using duck-tape.

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Roman Marshanski is the founder of Humoropedia.com and former Hollywood actor. You can Google his name to see the list of his movies (or you can click on his name above this box to visit his personal website). He wrote thousands of pages of fiction. Some of that fictional writing is screenplays and a lot of it is comedic writing. So he completed two feature film screenplays and many shorter literary works, some of which are comedy. He did most of that writing during his film career as a Hollywood actor. He was the lead actor in Rebecca Cremona's Magdalena. Rebecca Cremona was Steven Spielberg's protege on Munich. So he has a deep understanding of the creative process and can be considered an authority on all things related to humor. Indeed, his screenplays contain a lot of humor. That's where his love for jokes started. Eventually, this love of jokes led Roman to the creation of Humoropedia.com, the wonderful home of funny jokes and witty puns. He thinks humor is something very good. If you also think so, please follow him on X now because he has a sense of humor.