Bee Puns & Jokes: 47+ Best That Will Buzz You Into A Smile

These are the best bee puns you’ll find. Experience their witty humor and let them buzz you into a smile right now. You’ll be glad you did because these annoying, buzzing, winged insects bees have never been funnier and less annoying than here on If you don’t get annoyed by the bees you find on this page, please share your favorite puns about bees to your blog (if you have one) and link to this page.

Not all of the bee jokes on this page are short puns. Some of the jokes on this page are absurdist comedy one liners. I wrote these absurd jokes myself, while other jokes here come from other sources, such as Reddit. Regardless of their origin, almost all of the jokes about bees on this page are perfect both for kids and adults, because they’re both clean and awesome. Plus, this page has awesome bonus content you’ll definitely enjoy.

Funny Bee Puns

honey bee perching on yellow flower

I’m sure you’ll love this bee play on words because it’s both witty and funny. It’s also perfect both for teachers and students, as some of it finds humor in school life. In short, it’s both clean and awesome.

  1. What’s the most common blood type for bees? Bee positive.
  2. What does the queen bee say to the worker bees? You should bee more productive.
  3. Why do bees hum? They don’t know the words.
  4. What did the teacher bee say to her students? Bee on your best bee-havior.
  5. What would bears be without bees? Just ears. If you like this bee pun, please share its picture version to Pinterest right now because your followers will love it.
funny bee pun related to bears
  1. No one at the party wanted to hear the teacher bee talk about herself, but she just kept droning on.
  2. How do bee boys and girls get to school? They take the buzz.
  3. What do bumble bees get on the first day of school? The sylla-buzz.
  4. I may have never seen a humming bird, but I’ve definitely seen a spelling bee.
  5. He’s a force to bee-reckoned with.
  6. What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead? A zom-bee.

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Cute Bee Puns & Romantic Honey Puns

honey jar up-close
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These puns are buzzing with cuteness. And some of them are honey puns perfect for wedding. These romantic puns are also perfect for other romantic occasions, such as the Valentine’s Day. As a matter of fact, some of them are almost as flirty as these 139 Best Funny Pick Up Lines, though they’re more deep.

  1. If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
  2. When do bees get married? When they’ve found their honey.
  3. You’re sweeter than honey.
  4. What happened when the bee phoned home? She got a buzzy signal.
  5. Why are bees so romantic? They just can’t help being without their honey. So can’t I bee without you.
  6. When bees get married, they really look forward to the honey-moon.
  7. You’re so bee-autiful that everyday with you is like a honey-moon.
  8. I wanna marry you because you’re sweeter than honey in every way.
  9. Why was the bee so hard to understand? It was a mumble bee.
  10. I’m like a bee and you’re like honey because I always want to be around you, honey.
  11. What’s in common between honey, myself, and yourself? All of us are attracted to each other like honey atoms.

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Bee Pun Names

Just because bees are tiny winged insects doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be given names. They should be given names because life’s more fun when everything has a punny name. So I hope these funny and punny bee names will put a smile on your face.

  1. Bee-bop
  2. Bee-gee
  3. Zom-bee
  4. Plan-bee
  5. Bee-yonce
  6. Bee-gonia
  7. Bee-happy
  8. Bee-positive
  9. Bee-yourself
  10. Justin Bee-ber
  11. Buzz Lightyear

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Funny Bee Jokes

Bee Near A Sunflower
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  1. What do bees brush their hair with? Honeycombs.
  2. To tame a bear, the bees gave him the first box of honey for free.
  3. What do you call a bee that lives in the USA? USB.
  4. I go to buy honey with my wife who’s allergic to bees and honey. If she has hard time breathing, I know the honey is real.
  5. Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
bee joke about sticky hair
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Bee Dad Jokes

bee sipping on purple flower nectar

These bee one liners below are quintessential dad jokes. They’re short and punny anti-jokes with a hint of devil-may-care absurdity. If you like absurdist comedy, you’ll like these jokes.

  1. Some high school teachers are so snob-bee you may think they’re Ivy Leaygue professors. And maybe they will be Ivy League professors or maybe not or maybe something in between or maybe the birds like to pee.
  2. The new job makes my friend busy as a bee and snob-bee as a beehive king, but he’s crazy anyway.
  3. Why was the dad angry at the bumble bee? He was angry at everyone, even at the cat that existed only in his twisted imagination.
  4. How do the bees generate buzz for their music? They just keep on buzzing and everyone hates them.
bee dad joke related to music

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Wasp Jokes

wasp on blooming white flower
  1. A woman walked into a store, picked up a can of fly spray, and asked the store employee: “Is this spray good for wasps?” The store employee responded: “No, it kills them.”
  2. God planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers. But he went with plan bee.
  3. I got a vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. At first, it didn’t sound anything like wasps. Then I realized I was playing the bee side.
  4. Why do wasps never leave tips? Because they’re stingy.
  5. What do you call wasps that collect honey? Wannabees.
  6. My friend found a wasp in his beer. You could say the wasp was buzzed.

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Awesome Video

I’m sure you’re gonna enjoy this bonus content video related to those constantly buzzing insects bees because, unlike those annoying, occasionally stinging insects, it’s not annoying and is pretty awesome.

This video is pretty amazing, though factual. Please watch it right now because you’ll be surprised and amused.

Beehive Puns

opened beehive on the grass
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There would be no beehives without honey bees. Likewise, this page wouldn’t be complete without bee puns related to this structure where the bees are kept against their will. So let’s have some fun at their expense before they watched Planet of the Apes and took over the planet, something that may happen even tomorrow.

  1. What did the mummy bee say to her naughty son? You must bee-hive.
  2. What was the beehive’s favorite Shakespeare line? “To bee or not to bee”.
  3. As soon as the bees were finished making their beehive, they threw a big house-swarming party.
  4. What do you call a bee that never got into the beehive? A wanna-bee.
  5. Bro, gimme a beehive five.
  6. Have you heard about the beehive conspiracy, bro? Yeah, I know, the bees are all over it.
  7. I don’t beehive a clue, bro.
opened beehive with many bees

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Bee Puns From Reddit

honey bee perched on flower during daytime

These are some of the most upvoted and funniest puns from Reddit. So I’m sure you’ll like them.

  1. What kind of bee can’t make up its mind? A may-bee.
  2. He only does it for the buzz.
  3. Don’t disturb ’em, let them bee.
  4. What do we hive here?
  5. You must bee joking.

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