1. Well, that is not true! The court case has been dropped. So yeah, I didn’t piss on you, alright? At least the cops can’t prove it. No, I’m kidding. I didn’t do it. It’s over. I’m a free man. Check out some Funny Cop Jokes
2. We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors, they drown us out at sea.
3. Just because she doesn’t have 100 plus likes on her profile picture doesn’t mean she’s not gorgeous.
4. My thing is when people come up and say to me good set tonight and I say you too and then you find out that person is not in any band. Happens to me a lot.
5. It does need to be addressed when a band looks as hot as we do. There’s no avoiding these facts. If they talked about our music first, and our looks second, then there would be cause for concern.
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6. Getting hit in the head with a bottle. In fact they missed, didn’t they? This year it was so bad I actually complained to the crowd and said: “Look, if you’re gonna throw a bottle, throw it right.”
7. I’d be Batman. He can do everything. He’s got a f**king body of steel. Check out Famous Batman Quotes
8. I can’t drown my demons. They know how to swim.
10. I was extremely unpopular at school. Once the hardest kid in school beat me up and there was a plan for about 30 other kids to kick me in the face once I was down. Good times! Check out some Funny School Jokes
10. The only way I’ll really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.
11. I think the fakest thing in the world is to judge someone on how they look.
12. The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I was wearing a hair extension and it fell out on set.
Roman Marshanski is the founder of Humoropedia.com and former Hollywood actor. You can Google his name to see the list of his movies (or you can click on his name above this box to visit his personal website). He wrote thousands of pages of fiction. Some of that fictional writing is screenplays and a lot of it is comedic writing. So he completed two feature film screenplays and many shorter literary works, some of which are comedy. He did most of that writing during his film career as a Hollywood actor. He was the lead actor in Rebecca Cremona's Magdalena. Rebecca Cremona was Steven Spielberg's protege on Munich. So he has a deep understanding of the creative process and can be considered an authority on all things related to humor. Indeed, his screenplays contain a lot of humor. That's where his love for jokes started. Eventually, this love of jokes led Roman to the creation of Humoropedia.com, the wonderful home of funny jokes and witty puns. He thinks humor is something very good. If you also think so, please follow him on X now because he has a sense of humor.
