17 Best Salad Puns & Jokes One Liners So Hilarious You’ll LOL

Check out this awesome collection of salad puns now because they’re the best.

Some of these funny salad jokes are corny, but none of them are dirty. All of these salad one liners are clean. So all of them are perfect both for kids and adults. In short, these food jokes about salads are simply awesome. So you’ve come to the right place for salad humor. This dish is served here in all its delicious funniness.

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The Editor’s Favorite Salad Play On Words
11 Salad Puns
Music Video With Salad Puns
5 Funny Salad Jokes

The Editor’s Favorite Salad Play On Words

A man goes to the doctor with lettuce in his hair. The doctor says: “It’s just the tip of the iceberg”.

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11 Salad Puns

Vegetable Salad — This vegetable salad will look good on one of your Pinterest boards.

My DJ friend took my advice and changed his salad recipe. He dropped the beet.
I didn’t take the job at the salad bar because the celery was too low.
Scientists are saying salads will be a thing of the past. Lettuce romaine calm.
I’m carrying a lot of emotional cabbage.
The salad won an award for going beyond the kale of duty.
I made a chicken salad this morning. This stupid thing is he won’t eat it. If you like this salad pun, you’ll also like these chicken jokes.
Where did the salad dressing go for rehab? The Mayo Clinic.
What did the priest say to the salad before he ate it? Lettuce pray.
What do beavers like to put on their salads? Branch dressing. If you like this pun, you’ll also like these beaver puns.
Joe had this awful dream last night he was making a salad. He was tossing all night.
I ordered a Caesar salad from the restaurant. They absolutely killed it.

Caesar Salad Pun — If you like this pun, please share it to Pinterest right now.

If you like the salad puns you’ve read, you’ll also like these awesome tomato puns.

Music Video With Salad Puns

Watch this video now because it’s amusing and upbeat. Have a good laugh.

5 Funny Salad Jokes

What did the salad say to pineapple? Lettuce be friends.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Why did the guy want to ride a horse while eating salad? Because he loved the ranch. If you like this salad joke, you’ll also like these horse jokes.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
A salad was arrested for public indecency. I guess it should’ve gotten dressed before leafing.

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