Now scientists have measured exactly how much of an a**hole he is. They did it by studying an effect of his music on various animals. Here are the results of it, as reported by Science Mayhem Journal:
– Elephant has not only destroyed the audio equipment from which Bieber’s music came, but also peed on Bieber’s picture.
– To prevent other animals from destroying audio equipment, scientists have confined them to cells [that makes me feel sad for the animals]. However, some animals still found ways to escape the terrible sounds:
– Dolphins have beaten the World Record for loudest dolphin sound ever made.
– Monkey, on the other hand, could not stand it at all. It committed a suicide. Now he doesn’t even have to drive. His music does it.
If monkeys could write, that monkey would have left the following note:
“Make sure your kids never have to listen to this atrocity, or they may end up like me. Please protect your kids from the harmful influence of Justin Bieber. I beg you.”
That monkey should have been in the White House, in the place of Barack Obama. Then it may have had signed the petition to deport Just Bieber and you wouldn’t have to hear about him that often. But no monkey would accept a government job. They are way too smart for that.
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