Category: Satirical News Articles

This Is Why Bo Pelini Is Happy To Be Fired

This Is Why Bo Pelini Is Happy To Be Fired

In an exclusive interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Bo Pelini said that he is ‘happy to be fired’. Here is the full text of his answer: ‘Am I sad to have been fired? Not...

Does This Woman Deserve 186$ Million Court Gave Her?

Does This Woman Deserve 186$ Million Court Gave Her?

In a strange twist of fate, the woman terminated from her job got a paycheck for 186$ million dollars. The reason she got it is just as surprising as the amount. The court awarded...

UBER CONTROVERSY: How Uber Has Partnered With Mafia

UBER CONTROVERSY: How Uber Has Partnered With Mafia

The next time you order a car from Uber, make sure you paid your debts to organized crime. From now on, Uber will be cooperating with organized crime figures to help them get their...

This Is Why Americans Have Voted For Republicans

This Is Why Americans Have Voted For Republicans

You may have heard that in the latest Congressional election Republicans have gained control over both houses. What you haven’t heard, is the reason behind this development. The real reason Americans have voted for...

This Is How Food Throwing Led To Police Raid

This Is How Food Throwing Led To Police Raid

You may like to throw food at your friends and relatives. Well, don’t do that in school. You may end up in jail for disturbing the peace. In California high school, two girls started...

These Are The Terrifying Results of Using Apple Pay

These Are The Terrifying Results of Using Apple Pay

You may have heard that Apple Pay requires the use of fingerprints. What you haven’t heard, is the terrifying results it had on its users. Only three weeks after its launch, lots of people...

Who Is Barack Obama: The Bitter Truth

Who Is Barack Obama: The Bitter Truth

The worst embarrassment to happen to African American population since Jim Crow. He has embarrassed this country more than any other black man. This said, he has shown that racism is outdated. His policies...

Amazon Releases Crazy, Trash-Talking Speaker

Amazon Releases Crazy, Trash-Talking Speaker

Amazon has released yet another futuristic product. Now Amazon is capable not only of delivering their products to you via air. Now Amazon is also capable of trash-talking to you whenever it wants to....

Farewell To Horse: How Horse Has Eased The Suffering Of Cancer Patient

Farewell To Horse: How Horse Has Eased The Suffering Of Cancer Patient

You may have heard of a horse. It’s an animal. What you haven’t heard, is that it can give relief to cancer. A woman who has died from cancer saw a horse before her...

Non-Combat Troops Who Will Just Stare In The Distance

Non-Combat Troops Who Will Just Stare In The Distance

Obama sent a new type of troops to Iraq. They won’t do anything. They will just stare in the distance. They have been called ‘Obama’s Philosophers’. This gesture is largely philosophical. Obama is not...