Category: Satirical News Articles

WTO Is The New Barack Obama

Barack Obama has ceded his presidential powers to World Trade Organization (WTO). He explained that decision with the following words: “I, Barack Obama, suck more than any other president of the United States. I...

This Is Why Bo Pelini Is Happy To Be Fired

In an exclusive interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Bo Pelini said that he is ‘happy to be fired’. Here is the full text of his answer: ‘Am I sad to have been fired? Not...

This Is Why Americans Have Voted For Republicans

You may have heard that in the latest Congressional election Republicans have gained control over both houses. What you haven’t heard, is the reason behind this development. The real reason Americans have voted for...

This Is How Food Throwing Led To Police Raid

You may like to throw food at your friends and relatives. Well, don’t do that in school. You may end up in jail for disturbing the peace. In California high school, two girls started...

Who Is Barack Obama: The Bitter Truth

The worst embarrassment to happen to African American population since Jim Crow. He has embarrassed this country more than any other black man. This said, he has shown that racism is outdated. His policies...

Amazon Releases Crazy, Trash-Talking Speaker

Amazon has released yet another futuristic product. Now Amazon is capable not only of delivering their products to you via air. Now Amazon is also capable of trash-talking to you whenever it wants to....