Farewell To Horse: How Horse Has Eased The Suffering Of Cancer Patient
You may have heard of a horse. It’s an animal. What you haven’t heard, is that it can give relief to cancer. A woman who has died from cancer saw a horse before her...
Category: Satirical News Articles
Non-Combat Troops Who Will Just Stare In The Distance
Obama sent a new type of troops to Iraq. They won’t do anything. They will just stare in the distance. They have been called ‘Obama’s Philosophers’. This gesture is largely philosophical. Obama is not...
Election Day News: Mud-Slinging Has Won By A Landslide
You may have heard that Republicans like to engage in mud-slinging. What you haven’t heard is that mud-slinging has won in every state. Even some of the Democrats who engaged in it have won....
This Is Why Gay Tim Cook Is Proud Of His Brother
You may have heard that Tim Cook is gay. What you haven’t heard is that Tim Cook’s brother is gay too, and Tim Cook is proud of that too. In a press release distributed...
This Is How Facebook Trending Ads Are Going To Annoy You
You may have heard of a Facebook’s new feature ‘Trending’. It allows you to see what’s popular on Facebook. What you haven’t heard of, is the new feature for advertisers. It would annoy you...
This Halloween, Barack Obama Dressed Up As This Character
You may know about Obama’s inferior intellectual abilities. You may also know about his poor job performance. Apparently, he has also realized how bad they are. So he dressed up as a village idiot....
Regret Makes The Man Return The Stolen Cash
Have you ever read Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky? If yes, you would probably find parallels between these news and that novel. If not, you should know that in that novel the protagonist...
Bomb ISIS with junk food and video games
Bomb ISIS with junk food and video games. They would lose their will to fight. This strategy has worked before. The increasing obesity among US population is the proof of that. You may think...
Barack Obama Is Now More Offensive Than N-Word
Remember times when the ‘n-word’ could get you in trouble in a black neighborhood? Well, now there is an even more offensive term. That incredibly offensive term is Barack Obama. Just recently – two...
Desperate Democrats are Transforming Conservatives by Stripping Then of Their Former Identities and Turning Them into Leftists
Democrats are panicking as the GOP makes gains but they are doing something radical in response. They have resorted to a stunning tactic that transforms captured conservative candidates into left-wing activists through a combination...
