Category: Satirical News Articles
The new study sponsored by US government has found that most Americans live in a parallel universe. What this means, is not immediately clear, unless you consider the official explanation. The official explanation is...
Republicans and Barack Obama have finally found something they can agree on. This something is Internet Freedom. Both Republican Party and Barack Obama have agreed that there is too much Internet Freedom in the...
Barack Obama has ceded his presidential powers to World Trade Organization (WTO). He explained that decision with the following words: “I, Barack Obama, suck more than any other president of the United States. I...
You may have heard of a legendary investor Warren Buffett. His net worth is estimated at 71.9 billion (as of November 2014). But now 10 billion of his money has been invested in Facebook...
In an exclusive interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Bo Pelini said that he is ‘happy to be fired’. Here is the full text of his answer: ‘Am I sad to have been fired? Not...
In a strange twist of fate, the woman terminated from her job got a paycheck for 186$ million dollars. The reason she got it is just as surprising as the amount. The court awarded...
The next time you order a car from Uber, make sure you paid your debts to organized crime. From now on, Uber will be cooperating with organized crime figures to help them get their...
You may have heard that in the latest Congressional election Republicans have gained control over both houses. What you haven’t heard, is the reason behind this development. The real reason Americans have voted for...
You may like to throw food at your friends and relatives. Well, don’t do that in school. You may end up in jail for disturbing the peace. In California high school, two girls started...
You may have heard that Apple Pay requires the use of fingerprints. What you haven’t heard, is the terrifying results it had on its users. Only three weeks after its launch, lots of people...