Giraffe Puns & Jokes: 13 Best & More

Please have fun with these giraffe puns now because they’re the best. That so because I did my best to bring you only the best giraffe jokes.

None of these giraffe one liners are dirty. All of them are clean and awesome. So these jokes about giraffes are perfect both for kids and adults. Plus, there’s something else awesome and interesting you’ll find on this page.

9 Giraffe Puns

giraffe head in the blue sky
  1. The giraffes often get promoted at work because others look up to them.
  2. Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
  3. The giraffe went to the Himalayas in search of a monk as he finally felt the higher calling. If you like this giraffe pun, you’ll also like these really funny religious jokes.
  4. The giraffes weren’t hired as staff in the hotel as they are high maintenance.
  5. The giraffes who drew murals of other giraffes on the walls were praised for their giraffiti.
  6. Most of the restaurants don’t serve giraffes because it’s a tall order.
  7. Why did the giraffe get bad grades? He had his head in the clouds. Please have fun with these awesome school jokes right now if you think that the joke you’ve just read is funny.
  8. The giraffe could not complete the joke about his neck because it was too long.
  9. The parents were very proud of the young giraffe for beginning his new venture as a giraffic designer.

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4 Giraffe Jokes

giraffe standing near tree at daytime
  1. Why is a giraffe’s neck so long? The giraffe doesn’t enjoy his smelly feet.
    Why do giraffes sing in the rain? Because they don’t fit in the shower.
  2. A pirate, a giraffe, a duck, and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender asks them: “What’s the punchline of this joke?”
  3. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? First, you have to shrink the fridge and make giraffe ten times larger, then the giraffe will definitely fit.
  4. I used to go out with a giraffe. Used to take it to the movies and other places. But there will always be some person complaining that he couldn’t see the screen. So I’ll say: “It’s a giraffe.” But the person will counter: “He’s a giraffe, but he can take his hat off.”

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Interesting Giraffe Video

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Interesting Fact About Giraffes From Wikipedia

Giraffes use their necks as weapons. They use them as weapons in combat bouts in which they establish social hierarchies. You can see them do that in a video that follows below.

Please watch this video right now because there are less interesting ways to waste your time.

Bonus: The Best One Of Reddit Giraffe Puns

What do you get when two giraffes run into each other? A geraffic jam.

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