Elephant Puns & Jokes: 15 Best & More
Please have fun with these elephant puns now because they’re the best. That so because I did my best to bring you the best elephant jokes.
None of these elephant one liners are dirty. All of them are clean and awesome. In short, these jokes about elephants are perfect for kids and adults. Plus, there’s something else awesome you’ll find here.
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9 Elephant Puns
- What do you call an elephant with an opinion that doesn’t matter? Irrelephant.
- What’s the best way to raise a baby elephant? With a forklift.
- Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store? Because they sold the world’s best mice.
- What did the grape say when the elephant stomped on it? Nothing, but it let out a little wine. If you like this elephant pun, please check out these awesome grape puns now because you’ll like them too.
- What do elephants do to relax? Watch elevision.
- Why did the elephant start a stampede? Because he wanted to be herd.
- An elephant‘s opinion carries a lot of weight.
- What game should you never play with an elephant? Squash.
- What do you call an elephant that never takes a bath? A smelly-phant.
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6 Elephant Jokes
- How do you know an elephant is under your bed? Because when you get in, your nose touches the ceiling.
- How do you know there is an elephant in your refrigerator? There are footprints in the butter.
- What time is it when you find an elephant in your car? Time to get a new car.
- What is black and white and red all over? An elephant dressed as a nun suffering from sunburn.
- The understand the humor of the next joke, you need to understand its context. So here’s its context: it was told in the aftermath of the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald; his murderer, Jack Ruby, walked into Dallas police headquarters carrying a gun. The joke starts in the next sentence. “What did the Dallas chief of police say when the elephant walked into the police station? Nothing. He didn’t notice.”
- How do you shoot a purple elephant? Paint him red, hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
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Adorable Elephant Video
Interesting Fact About Elephants From Wikipedia
An elephant uses mud as a sunscreen. Although tough, an elephant’s skin is very sensitive. Without regular mud baths to protect it from burning, insect bites, and moisture loss, an elephant’s skin can suffer serious damage.
Now you know what to bring with your on your next African safari: literally tons of sunscreen for the elephants.
Either way, you can check out the elephant’s skin care regimen in the video that follows below.
Bonus: The Best Of Reddit Elephant Puns
These are more like jokes than puns, but they’re still very funny. That’s why the comment with them is the most upvoted comment on that Reddit page.
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What’s the loudest sound in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
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