That’s Unbelievable How Justin Bieber Caused The Death Of Monkey
Have you ever wondered what was the dumbest study ever? Now you may have an answer. This is the first time ever someone other than horny teenage girl has studied Justin Bieber.
This time some of the world’s most esteemed scientists have decided to study his music. They apparently have never heard it before, so they were not terrified of having to listen to it.
Now scientists have measured exactly how much of an a**hole he is. They did it by studying an effect of his music on various animals. Here are the results of it, as reported by Science Mayhem Journal:
– Elephant has not only destroyed the audio equipment from which Bieber’s music came, but also peed on Bieber’s picture.
– To prevent other animals from destroying audio equipment, scientists have confined them to cells [that makes me feel sad for the animals]. However, some animals still found ways to escape the terrible sounds:
– Dolphins have beaten the World Record for loudest dolphin sound ever made.
– Monkey, on the other hand, could not stand it at all. It committed a suicide. Now he doesn’t even have to drive. His music does it.
If monkeys could write, that monkey would have left the following note:
“Make sure your kids never have to listen to this atrocity, or they may end up like me. Please protect your kids from the harmful influence of Justin Bieber. I beg you.”
That monkey should have been in the White House, in the place of Barack Obama. Then it may have had signed the petition to deport Just Bieber and you wouldn’t have to hear about him that often. But no monkey would accept a government job. They are way too smart for that.
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Roman Marshanski is the founder of Humoropedia.com and former Hollywood actor. You can Google his name to see the list of his movies (or you can click on his name above this box to visit his personal website). He wrote thousands of pages of fiction. Some of that fictional writing is screenplays and a lot of it is comedic writing. So he completed two feature film screenplays and many shorter literary works, some of which are comedy. He did most of that writing during his film career as a Hollywood actor. He was the lead actor in Rebecca Cremona's Magdalena. Rebecca Cremona was Steven Spielberg's protege on Munich. So he has a deep understanding of the creative process and can be considered an authority on all things related to humor. Indeed, his screenplays contain a lot of humor. That's where his love for jokes started. Eventually, this love of jokes led Roman to the creation of Humoropedia.com, the wonderful home of funny jokes and witty puns. He thinks humor is something very good. If you also think so, please follow him on X now because he has a sense of humor. 
