139 Best Funny Pick Up Lines To Make Her Laugh & Blush Instantly
These are the best funny pick up lines. See ’em now, bro, to take your flirting game to the next level. Use them responsibly though. But be sure that these pick up lines will sure melt the object of your affection.
In short, these are the ultimate pick up lines to make her laugh. They’re cool and savage, very likely to make the girl laugh and blush. As a matter of fact, there’s a whole section dedicated to savage smooth pick up lines. Please continue reading and soon you’ll find funny punch lines for her that are very likely to grab her attention.
1 Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.
2 Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
3 You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
4 I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
5 Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
6 If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
7 I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
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If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean there’s one person who enjoys it?
“My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.” Anthony Jeselnik
“I went to a meeting for premature ej*cul*tors. I left early.” Jack Benny
I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun.
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” Erich Segal
“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.” Jarod Kintz
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, that’s no ordinary bl*wj*b.
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I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
I suppose you’re a pikachu because you’re shockingly beautiful.
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.
You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.
Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
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Cheesy Pick Up Lines To Make Her Laugh
These are the most cheesy pick up lines to make her laugh you’ll ever read. They’re so cheesy they smell of extra cheesy pizza with a side of mozzarella sticks.
10 Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
11 My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
12 You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
13 If you where a sheep I would clone you.
14 If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
15 If you were my homework I’d do you all over my desk.
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16 You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
17 Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.
18 I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access?
19 My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look. (Minecraft)
20 Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
21 Your name is… [HER NAME]? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
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22 Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
23 You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising… in my pants!
24 I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
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25 With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
26 I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
27 What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
28 Walk by a girl and say “Are you looking at me? And if she says no say “Damn!” A woman has 209 bones in her body do you want me to give you another one?
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29 Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
30 If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
31 Baby, I couldn’t help but take judicial notice of how fine you’re looking tonight.
32 I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
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33 Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
34 Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
35 Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
36 If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
37 Looks like you dropped something, my jaw!
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38 You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
39 Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
40 We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.
41 Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
42 People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
43 You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
44 Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
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45 You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.
46 I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
47 I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
48 I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
49 Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple!
50 Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
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51 You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
52 I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
53 You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.
54 I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
55 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
56 You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
57 Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
58 If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
59 Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
60 Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
61 Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is…
62 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
63 I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
64 See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
65 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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66 If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
67 You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
68 Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
69 You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
70 Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
71 Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
72 Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
73 If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
74 Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
75 Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
76 Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
77 I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
78 It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
79 Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
80 Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
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81 It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
82 If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
83 You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
84 I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
85 There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
86 Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
87 Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
88 A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
89 I can’t take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I’ll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
90 I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.
91 When God made you, he was showing off.
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92 What time do you have to be back in heaven?
93 Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
94 This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
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95 You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
96 Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
97 You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
98 The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
99 Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
100 Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
101 What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
102 Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
103 What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
104 Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
105 Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
106 You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
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107 Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
108 When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
109 Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
110 Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
111 I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.
112 Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears. If you like this pick up line, please share this page to social media now and then please continue reading because there are more awesome one liners to make a girl laugh below.
113 You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
114 You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
115 (Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
116 You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
117 Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
118 I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
119 Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
120 Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
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