99+ Really Funny Acronyms & Abbreviations List

Laugh like a maniac with these really funny acronyms and abbreviations. They’re the best you’ll find. They make fun of everything from work to school. They even make fun of cars because I know that you hate your car. Or maybe you’re jealous of your neighbor’s car. Or maybe you don’t have a car.

This list includes 4 letter acronyms as well. So if you read them, you’ll know hidden meanings behind everyday things. In a way, you’d become a member of The Illuminati if you get my funny drift. You may even turn into the sarcastic acronym decoder.

Some of the hidden meanings behind these cool acronyms are hilarious. So please bookmark this page right now because this funny acronyms list is both long and entertaining.

Funny Car Acronyms

BMW = Big Money Waster

Fiat = Fix It Again, Tony

SAAB = Sad Attempt At Beauty

KIA = Korean Industrial Accident

Scion = Sad Cars Inspire Only Nausea

VOLVO = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Acura = All Customers Undergo Repair Anxiety

Nissan = Nasty Import Styles Seem All Normal

TOYOTA = Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Hummer = Huge, Usually Male Member Enlarger Replacement

PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Hyundai = Hope You Understand No Dependable Autos Included

Chrysler = Can Hear Revs, Yet Sense Little Engine Reaction

CHEVY = Can Hear Every Valve Yell, Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet

DODGE = Drains Or Drops Grease Everywhere, Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

Cadillac = Can American Designers Invent Lovely Lines? Apparently, Can’t.

FORD = Fix or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Fatally Obese Redneck Driver

Chevrolet = Cheap Heaps: Expect Very Routine Owner Letdowns, Excessive Trouble

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NASCAR Acronym Joke Plus A Funny Bonus

Every person who works on this website respects rednecks. This said, they can be funny in a good way. Now that you know this, you can read the next joke. N.A.S.C.A.R. = Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.

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Funny Abbreviations

If you want to see things in unusual way, you gotta read this section. Some of these funny abbreviations are weird and unusual.

  1. C.S.I. = Cannot Stop Investigating
  2. A.D.I.D.A.S. = All Day I Dream About Soccer
  3. ADIDAS = All Dames In Denmark Are Sexy
  4. B.I.T.C.H.= Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes
  5. B.O.S.S. = Built On Self Success
  6. BING = Bing Is Not Google
  7. BING = But It’s Not Google
  8. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
  9. CRST = Can’t Read Simple Text
  10. D.E.N.I.A.L.= Don’t Even Know I Am Lying
  11. D.I.E.T. = Did I Eat That?
  12. L.I.F.E. = Learning Is Fun & Exciting
  13. L.I.F.E. = Living Isn’t Freaking Easy
  14. D.I.E.T. = Do I Eat Today?
  15. DIARY = Darling I Always Remember You
  16. ENGLAND = Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days
  17. FRANCE = Friendship Remains And Never Can End
  18. G.R.E.A.T. = Get Really Excited About Today
  19. GOOGLE = General Organism Optimized For
  20. H.A.T.E.R.S = Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success
  21. H.O.P.E. = Hold On, Pain Ends
  22. I.D.G.A.F.= I Don’t Give Away Food
  23. L.A.M.E. = Laughable And Mildly Entertaining
  24. L.I.V.E. = Learning Important Values Everyday
  25. L.O.V.E. = Loss Of Valuable Energy
  26. LOVE = Loyalty On Virginity Ends
  27. M.A.I.D = Mother Actually In Disguise
  28. M.A.N.A.G.E.R. = Meaningless A**hole Needlessly Activating General Employee Resentment
  29. M.A.T.H. = Mental Abuse to Humans
  30. M.C.D.O.N.A.L.D. = Making Children Diners Order Nuggets And Large Drinks
  31. MDR = Mississippi Drug Run
  32. NYLON = New York & London
  33. OK = One Kiss
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  35. P.M.S. = Potential Murder Suspect
  36. P.M.S. = Psychotic Mood Shift
  37. S.W.A.G = Sold Without A Guarantee
  38. P.M.S. = Purchase More Shoes
  39. P.R.O.M.I.S.E.S. = People Really Only Make It Sound Extra Simple
  40. S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
  41. S.C.H.O.O.L. = Sucks Children’s Happiness Out Of Life
  42. S.I.N.G.L.E = Stress Is Now Gone, Life’s Easier
  43. S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving, Enlightened
  44. S.M.I.L.E. = Showing Miracle In Little Effort
  45. S.P.A.M. = Seriously, Poor Advertising Method!
  46. S.W.A.G = Secretly We Are Gay
  47. S.W.A.G = She Wants A Gentleman
  48. L.I.F.E. = Love Is For Everyone
  49. L.I.F.E. = Living It Fully Everyday
  51. S.W.A.G = Stupid Wild-Ass Guess
  52. SWIFT = Sure Wish I had a Fast Truck
  53. T.E.A.M. = Together Everyone Achieves More

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  55. T.H.O.R. = The Hammer’s Over Rated
  56. T.S.A. = Touching Sensitive Areas
  57. ZEGG = Zippos Emptied on Green Ganja
  58. V.O.D.K.A. = Very Overpowering Drink Killing Agony
  59. VISTA = Very Inconsistent Software – Try Again
  60. S.W.A.G = Stolen Without A Gun
  61. S.W.A.G = Studies in Women and Gender
  62. VISTA = Vista Is Stupid To Attempt
  63. Funny Acronym About Windows Vista

  64. VISTA = Very Irritating System Try Another
  65. W.A.T.E.R. = Wonderful And Totally Energizing Refreshment
  66. W.E.I.R.D.= Wonderful Exciting Interesting Real Different
  67. WERNER = We Employ Retards No Experience Required
  68. WIFE = Worries Invited ForEver
  69. ZEGG = Zebras Eat Green Grass
  70. ZEGG = Zombies Eagerly Gobble Guts

Funny Acronyms For Work That You Can Also Use For Texting

You can find even more acronyms below. They’re not popular acronyms but they’re pretty cool. They define everyday things in cool ways. So you can use these funny acronyms for both work and texting.

DOG = Dutifully On Guard

CAT = Crawl Attack Tactician

MONEY = Mounds Of Never Ending Yen

RUG = Rough Underfoot Groundsheet

TOTAL = Tot Overall Through A List

SIGN = Sure Indicator Generally Noticed

WOMAN = Watcher Over Man’s Absurd Notions

MUSIC = Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus

ACRONYM = A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory

GULP = Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed

HOTEL = Hosting Of Temporary Expatriate Lodgers

GUITAR = Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm

WIFE = Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment

DREAM = Dramatic Reenactment Earmarked As Memorable

Even More Cool Acronyms Below

AVATAR = A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation

GIANT = Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan

STAIRS = Steps To Access Inevitably Raised Structures

FAMILY = Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long

MAN = Muscle-Activated Nonentity (Gentlemen, pl excuse here)

HUSBAND = Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting

GOOGLE = Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations

GIRL = Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form (Like Scarlett above)

HALO = Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head (of a Saint in a Painting or Statue)

SCARLETT = Sweet Creature Attracting Respectful Love Endearingly Through Time

BUSINESS = Bonding : Upgraded Sensible Investment, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategy

SUCCESS = Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment’s Sector Stability

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