School Jokes For Adults: 53+ Best That Will Make You LOL
These school jokes for adults are both clean and funny. A few of them are amazingly bad but still funny because of their amazing stupidity. The majority of these jokes are both smart and hilarious though. Plus, these funny jokes are perfect for most high school students. So I’m sure you’ll like all jokes on this page.
While many of these hilarious one liners are clean, school appropriate jokes for high school, some of the jokes here are relatively inappropriate. But I will let you be the judge of this, so you can choose the jokes you can tell your family members and your friends. I’m sure they’ll like whatever jokes you tell them because all of the jokes on this page are totally awesome, just like these funny one liner jokes that are perfect for adults and kids. In short, you’ve come to the right place because school has never been funnier than here on Humoropedia.com.
As usually, I did my best to bring you only the best jokes ever. So these school jokes for adults are the best jokes about school you’ll ever read. I’m sure you’ll agree with my assessment. If you agree with my assessment, please share this page, or better yet, link to this page from your blog or site. Either way, please read this section until the end because the best joke is at the end.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Timmy swear. “I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?” “From my father.” said Johnny. “Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.” “I do.” said Timmy. “It means the car won’t start.”
Why was the math class so long? The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
The teacher called Little Timmy to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Timmy. “It’s the same dog.”
Amazingly Bad School Jokes
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
Why don’t ducks make plans? They prefer to wing it.
Three guys were walking down the street. Two of them walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
One Of The Best School Jokes Ever
7. Teacher: “Who do you want to be when you grow up?” Timmy: “I want to follow in my father’s footsteps and be a policeman.” Teacher: “I didn’t know you father was a policeman.” Timmy: “He isn’t. He’s a burglar.”
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High School Jokes
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Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
What did Sir Mix-A-Lot say in high school? Baby Got Backpack.
What’s a bus you can never enter? A syllabus.
Why didn’t the teenager go to the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrrrr. If you like this high school joke, you’ll also like these pirate jokes and puns.
Why was the geometry book sad? Because it had too many problems. If you like this joke, you’ll also like these geometry jokes and puns.
Why did the freshman eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the period tell the comma to stop? It was the end of the sentence.
What does a school and plant have in common? STEM.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee. If you think this joke is funny, you’ll enjoy these really funny corny jokes.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Dad Jokes For High School Students
I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.
Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel? That was one tough nut to quack.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Best High School Jokes One Liners
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The jokes below are some of the best school one liners you’ll ever read. I’m sure you’ll agree.
When I buy a talking parrot, the first thing I’ll teach it to say would be: “Help! They’ve turned me into a parrot!”
Teacher says: “I hope I didn’t see you looking at Tommy’s test results.” Oliver replies: “I really hope you didn’t see me either.”
The pet shop did very well when they started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
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Dumb School Jokes
These stupid school jokes are worth reading because they are so stupid they are actually funny.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punchline.
Where do you learn to make a banana split? Sundae school.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satis-factory.
What did the teacher bee say to her students? Bee on your best bee-havior.
What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.
Why do bananas wear sun cream? To stop them from peeling.
What’s a bear with no teeth called? A gummy bear.
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The Editor’s Favorite School Joke
Teacher received the following letter from one of her students’ parents: “Harry is sorry he didn’t do his homework last night. He will never do it again.”
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5 Back To School Jokes
Why do calculators make great friends? You can always count on them.
What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate? Sky diving school.
Why didn’t the fish go on vacation? Because he was always in school.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary? The thesaurus.
How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
These are some of the best clean school jokes you’ll ever read. So I’m sure you’ll like them.
Why was the music teacher not able to open his classroom? Because his keys were on the piano.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Teacher: ‘How can we keep the school clean?’ Student: ‘By staying at home.’
Teacher: ‘Why are you talking during my lesson?’ Student: ‘Why are you teaching during my conversation?’
Corny School Jokes
The jokes below are clean and corny. However, they’re still very funny.
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots. If you like this clean school joke, you’ll also like these really funny plant jokes.
Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? He wanted to see time fly.
Why did the student take a ladder to school? He was going to high school.
8. A Teacher was once giving a big test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to the test with a $100 bill underneath, “one dollar per point please” the note said.
9. Son: “My math teacher is crazy”. Mother: “Why?” Son: “Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2.”
10. How do bees get to school? By school buzz.
11. As a 7th grade biology teacher, I was teaching my class about the flow of blood in the body. After my lecture I asked the class the following: “Why is it that if I would turn upside down, my face would turn red since the blood would flow to my head, but when I stand upright my feet don’t turn red?” I was taken aback when a boy blurted out: “That’s cuz your feet ain’t empty!”
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Funny School Jokes
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What did the calculator say to the other calculator? “You can count on me.”
A father who is very much concerned about his son’s bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He’s getting “A”s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: “Why are your math grades suddenly so good?” “You know”, the son explains, “when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business.”
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
The teacher asks, “Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” Flora blushes and says, “That’s disgusting, I won’t even answer that question.” The teacher calls on Timmy: “What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” “That’s easy,” says Timmy. “It’s the pupil of the eye.” “Very good, Timmy,” responds the teacher. “That’s correct.” She then turns to Flora and says, “First, you didn’t do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you’re in for a BIG disappointment.”
Clean School Joke About The Invigilator
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, “You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed.”
Two hours later, the invigilator calls out, “Time’s up, Ladies and Gentlemen.”
One student is still scribbling away ten minutes later when the invigilator has all the collected papers in a large stack front of him. Slowly, the student finishes up and walks over to hand in his paper, but the invigilator refuses to accept it. The student puffs up his chest and says:
“Do you have any idea who I am?”
“No,” says the invigilator.
“Great,” says the student as he slips his paper into the middle of the stack.
Female College Student Joke
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers, ” I would do…anything.” He returns her gaze. “Anything?” He asks. She replies: “Anything.” He says: “Will you study?”
Really Funny School Jokes For Adults
These really funny school jokes for adults are totally awesome because I did my best to bring you only the best ones. They capture the most ridiculous moments from the high school life. So you’ll want to share these.
1. Teacher: “Why are you late?” Timmy: “Because of the sign.” Teacher: “What sign?” Timmy: “The one that says, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow.'”
2. The bell rang for school to start and Johnny walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, “Johnny, why are you late?” He replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.” Then he sat down.
Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, “Why are you late?” Nathan answered, “I was on top of Cherry Hill.”
Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, “Kevin, where have you been?” Kevin replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.”
Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, “Hi there, what’s your name?” The girl replied, “Cherry Hill.”
School Joke
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3. Johnny was at school and the teacher said, “Someone use fascinate in a sentence.”
Sally answered, “The zoo was fascinating.” The teacher said, “Sorry, Sally, I said to use fascinate in a sentence.”
Maria suggested, “I was fascinated at the zoo.” Once again the teacher said, “No, Maria, I specifically said to use fascinate in a sentence.”
Johnny said, “My sister has ten buttons on her sweater.” Again the teacher said, “Sorry, Johnny, I said use fascinate in a sentence.” Johnny replied, “I know, but her b**** are so big she can only fasten eight.”
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