Category: Satirical News Articles

Texas To Secede From USA Because Of ISIS

You may have heard that Texas sheriff has found signs of ISIS on Texan border. Those signs included such dire threats of violence as ‘Muslim clothing’and ‘Quran books'(SCARY!). The sheriff who found these dire...

Apple Fanboys Angry iPhone Costs So Little

You may want to pay as little as possible for a smartphone. But some people want to pay as much as possible. It should come as no surprise though. It has been revealed that...

George Bush and Barack Obama Form A Boy Band

George Bush and Barack Obama have announced that they are forming a boy band ‘A Bunch Of Retards‘. Either Dick Cheney or Joe Biden is expected to join them. Barack is said to have...

How Obama Will Use The Right To Be Forgotten

You may have heard of recent court case in which Google was forced to delete links from its search results. That case happened in Europe. But my time machine has helped me predict that...

How Billionaires Are Rewriting The History

Following in Bill Gates’ footsteps, US-based billionaires stepped up their efforts to influence the world. They are trying to influence not the present or future but the past itself. If you think this is...

How Turtle Put The Man In Jail

Ever thought of eating a turtle? Think again. You may go to jail for doing so. I am not talking about a turtle that you would find in a gourmet restaurant. I am talking...

Scotland Plans To Become A Part Of Russia

You may have heard of Scotland’s Independence Referendum. But what you have not heard of, is the new plan for Scotland to become a part of Russia. This plan has been approved by both...