47 Funny Cat Puns And Jokes
Laugh at 47 really funny cat puns and jokes. We did our best to bring you only the best.
10 Best Cat Puns List
- What do cats like to read? Cat-alogues.
- What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
- What do you call a painting of a cat? A paw-trait.
- What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Furrari.
- What do you call a cat that wears make up? Glamourpuss.
- What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? Purrr-suasive.
- What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself? Purrr-verted.
- What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas? Santa Claws!
- What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
- What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea? An Assembly kit.
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11. Cat Scan Joke
One day a lady took a dingo to the veterinarian. The doctor looked at the dingo and shook his head.
“I’m sorry your dingo is dead.” said the doctor.
“How could you be so sure?” the lady asked him.
The doctor left the room and came back with The Labrador Retriever. It stood up on its hind legs and sniffed the dingo and shook its head. The doctor left the room again and came back with a cat. The cat also sniffed the dingo and shook its head. So the doctor said that the dingo was one hundred percent dead.
With the lady still in shock, the doctor handed the bill to the lady.
“Four hundred dollars! Why so much?!” the lady asked.
The doctor replied: “Because you had a lab report and a cat scan.”
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12. Funny Cat Joke About A Cop And The Eurasian Lynx
A cop stops a car with an elderly man. Upon asking for the man’s driver’s license, the cop sees the Eurasian Lynx sitting in the front seat.
“What are you doing with that dangerous animal? You should immediately take it to the zoo.” The cop says.
Elderly man assures the cop that he will go to the zoo immediately. After some thinking, the cop lets him go.
A week later, the same cop stops the same elderly man. Just like the week before, the Eurasian Lynx is sitting in the front seat. The only difference is that this time both the elderly man and the Eurasian Lynx are wearing sunglasses.
Elderly man replies: “I did just like you said. We had a good time at the zoo. Now we’re going to have good time at the beach.”
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13. Talking Cat In The Movie Theater
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him. He is surprised, so he wants to make sure that this really is a cat.
“Are you a cat?” the man asks.
“Yes.” the cat replies.
“What are you doing at the movies?” the man asks the cat.
The cat replies: “Well, I liked the book.”
More Funny Cat Jokes For Your Enjoyment
- What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple!
- What do you call a flying cat? I’m-paws-sible.
- When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage!
- What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I’m paw!
- What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
- Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.
- Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten.
- How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes!
- Why are cats so good at video games? Because they have nine lives!
- What did the cat say when he lost his toys? You got to be kitten me.
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- Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
- What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo? A stripey jumper!
- What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
- What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss!
- What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A terrified postman!
- How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? She’s smoking a cigarette.
- Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
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The Rest Of Our Clever And Funny Cat Puns
- What do cats wear at night? Paw-jamas.
- What looks like half a cat? The other half.
- What is a cats favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
- What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk.
- What do you call a cat that does tricks? A magic kit.
- What is a French cat’s favorite pudding? Chocolate mousse.
- What time is it when ten cats chase a mouse? Ten after one.
- What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? Frostbite.
- What do you call a cat that can address the media? A Press Kit.
- What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY.
- What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater!
- What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octopuss.
- How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.
- Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
- Why is the desert lion everyone’s favorite at Christmas? Because he has sandy claws!
- Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza? A: It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus.
- There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? None, because they were copycats, kinda like this angry cat’s mirror reflection:
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