If you look like dead, you may make a lot of money. “How?” You may ask. Well, you would have to lie around pretending to be dead. That’s what a former IT worker Chuck Lamb did. According to The Daily Mirror, he “earns up to $1,500 (£885) a day for playing a corpse in films and television programmes”.
“What’s his secret?” You may ask. Well, he is pale, bald, and has bags under his eyes. But if you look about the same, don’t rush into thinking you are about to make a of money playing dead. There are a couple of preparatory steps you would need to take.
According to The Daily Mirror, “he set about creating his own website and uploaded a series of photos and videos of him being run over, crushed under a garage door, electrocuted by a toaster, and more.” Sounds like a day in the life of very unfortunate person. So you would have to put up with that if you want to start playing dead. And who doesn’t? It’s easy and profitable, as long as there are TV shows like Law & Order.
I think it’s reasonable to keep horse on the balcony. After all, that’s the best way to make sure it doesn’t get stolen. You may think I’m joking. But that’s exactly what Borys Kozlowski did.
According to The Daily Mirror, he walked the horse “through his flat and out onto the terrace because he was worried that the animal would be stolen”.
I think he did the right thing. The horse wasn’t his. It was his friend’s. Therefore, he made sure that his friend keeps the horse. I wish I had a friend like him.
Roman Marshanski is the founder of Humoropedia.com and former Hollywood actor. You can Google his name to see the list of his movies (or you can click on his name above this box to visit his personal website). He wrote thousands of pages of fiction. Some of that fictional writing is screenplays and a lot of it is comedic writing. So he completed two feature film screenplays and many shorter literary works, some of which are comedy. He did most of that writing during his film career as a Hollywood actor. He was the lead actor in Rebecca Cremona's Magdalena. Rebecca Cremona was Steven Spielberg's protege on Munich. So he has a deep understanding of the creative process and can be considered an authority on all things related to humor. Indeed, his screenplays contain a lot of humor. That's where his love for jokes started. Eventually, this love of jokes led Roman to the creation of Humoropedia.com, the wonderful home of funny jokes and witty puns. He thinks humor is something very good. If you also think so, please follow him on X now because he has a sense of humor.
