Horse Puns & One Liners: 11 Best & More

Please have fun with these horse puns now because they’re the best. That’s so because I did my best to bring you only the best.

None of these horse one liners are dirty. So these horse jokes are perfect both for kids and adults because they’re clean and awesome. Plus, there’s something else awesome you’ll find on this page.

7 Horse Puns

horses grazing during sunset

Horses are wonderful creatures, especially during sunset, as you can see above. So the puns about them below are just as wonderful. Use these horse puns to make your conversations more punny and feel free to use them for Instagram. These puns are indeed perfect for Instagram captions because they’re short. So I’m sure your followers will love this play on words about the horse if they see it on your Instagram photos.

  1. What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable.
  2. What street do horses live on? Mane Street.
  3. What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable-tennis.
  4. What’s the quickest way to send a horse mail? Using the Pony Express.
  5. There’s only one time vampires like watching a horse race. When it’s neck and neck.
  6. How do you calm down an impatient jockey? Tell him to hold his horses.
  7. Who do ponies call when they’re possessed by demons? An ex-horse-ist.

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4 Horse One Liners

running white horse
  1. How do you make a small fortune on horse racing? Start with a large fortune.
  2. Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable. If you like this horse one liner, you’ll also like these hilarious doctor jokes.
  3. Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horsepital.
  4. Two horses I know have been an item for ages. They are in a stable relationship.

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Awesome Horse Video

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Interesting Fact About Horses From Wikipedia

Horses are able to sleep both standing up and lying down. If you’re wondering how horses are able to sleep while standing, please watch the video below because it’s interesting and educative in a fun way.

Please watch it now to find out something new and interesting about these wonderful animals horses.

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