Fruit Jokes: 19 Really Good Jokes For Kids All Adults Will Love

These are really good fruit jokes for kids. So please check ’em out now because they’re clean and really funny.

Some of these jokes about fruits are corny and cute, though none of them are as corny as this collection of corny jokes. Plus, none of the jokes on this page are dirty. All of them are clean, short, and awesome. And they’re so funny that adults will love them too. On top of that, there’s surprising bonus content at the end of the page. In short, you’ve come to the right place if you want some fruit humor.

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11 Good Fruit Jokes
5 Best Fruit One Liners
3 Really Funny Fruit Jokes From Reddit
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11 Good Fruit Jokes

How do you fix a broken tomato? Use tomato paste.
Two fruit flies are out on a date. One says to the other: “This date is amazing.” The other replies: “Yeah, but it’s already half-eaten.”
I went to the doctor because I had a strawberry growing out of my ear. He gave me some cream for it. If you like this fruit joke, you’ll also like these hilarious doctor jokes that will remind you of all the ridiculous medical stuff.
Why was the peach late to work? He had to make a pit stop on the way.
What pie did the scientists use for their experiment? A peach tree dish.
What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing instruments together? A jam session.

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Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.
What do you get when you cross apple pie with a Christmas tree? Pineapple pie.
What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender? Apple juice.
I asked my wife: “Did you know there’s a fruit you can eat that provides your daily requirement of potassium?” My wife: “That’s bananas.” Myself: “I know. I couldn’t believe it either.”

If you like these good fruit jokes, you’ll also like these awesome vegetable jokes and puns.

5 Best Fruit One Liners

What do you call a piece of art made by a fruit? A masterpeach.
I told my son about the health benefits of eating dried fruits. It’s all about raisin awareness.
What do you call the time between eating a load of peaches? A pit stop.
Some fruits turn into other fruits. For example, wait long enough and blueberries will turn into elder berries.
What fruit always feels sad? A blue-berry.

If you’ve enjoyed reading these fruit one liners, you’ll also enjoy reading these really funny one liner jokes.

3 Really Funny Fruit Jokes From Reddit

Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
Why did the apples get a divorce? They weren’t a very good pear.
Why was the baby strawberry sad? Because its parents were in a jam.

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