Funny News: “Wife Leaves Husband Because of Broken Toilet”

Husband agreed to repair the toilet. The wife came back to him. That’s what I call the true love.

True Love: "Sometimes you know it the instant you see it."

This happened in India. The husband was a lazy son of a bitch and did not bother repairing the toilet for a very long time. The wife kept pestering him. But he was the laziest son of a bitch and told them “to shit outside”. Shitting outside caused her a “deep sense of shame”.

Eventually this sense of shame caused her to take their two kids to her parents and file for divorce. The husband understood that it was his final wake-up call and repaired the toilet. He felt very proud of himself.

Conclusion: Repair your toilet before your wife leaves you, unless your wife is a pain in the ass.

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via – Toronto Sun – Divorce called off after hubby agrees to install toilet

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