5. Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday? They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.
6. What was the horse looking for on Black Friday? A Macintosh.
7. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.
9. Probable Headline: “1000 Americans killed trying to get Twinkies on Black Friday.”
10. ‘Black Friday’ came earlier this year for me because my TV was stolen.
11. Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
12. Black Friday: A day Americans are willing to kill over materialistic things just a day after celebrating what they’re already thankful for.
13. Small Business Owner Fighting For Customers On Black Friday
A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES. The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read… MAIN ENTRANCE.
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