Desperate Democrats are Transforming Conservatives by Stripping Then of Their Former Identities and Turning Them into Leftists
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Democrats are panicking as the GOP makes gains but they are doing something radical in response. They have resorted to a stunning tactic that transforms captured conservative candidates into left-wing activists through a combination of drugs, sensory deprivation, aversion therapy and intensive hypnosis.
The story broke when film of the transformation of former conservative Peter Sanderson was leaked. Sanderson, left, was running as a conservative Republican for his state congress. After being ‘invited’ to a reconciliation meeting, he is now about to begin the brainwashing that will strip him of his former identity.
Sanderson was transformed from a white, straight, male conservative into a Latino, gay, leftist activist and is now an advocate for Obamacare, high taxes, and amnesty for illegals. A skin operation and depilatory treatments gave him a darker skin to replace his rich-white-man appearance and removed his gringo hair. He is now bald with an earring. His expensive suit, silk tie and polished wingtips were confiscated and replaced by tie-dye and Birkenstocks. He has already been stripped of his anglo name. He is now Paco Sanchez. He was forced to renounce his upper middle class family and background and his Ivy League education. He is now the proud son of illegal immigrants.
His expensive suit, silk tie and polished wingtips were confiscated and replaced by tie-dye and Birkenstocks. He has already been stripped of his anglo name. He is now Paco Sanchez. He was forced to renounce his upper middle class family and background and his Ivy League education. He must now claim the identity the Left has given him: the proud son of illegal immigrants. A glassy-eyed Sanchez now really believes in his new identity.
The Democrats are not apologizing for being caught. “We need more left-wingers of Color. Peter Sanderson no longer exists. Paco Sanchez is doing something useful. He resisted and put up a fight. But the shoes were the key. Forcing a rich white conservative man to take off his wingtips means he is surrendering his identity. When he took off his shoes and begged forgiveness for his uppity attitude and arrogance, we knew we had him. Then he said “Who’s Peter? Call me Paco”