Category: Satirical News Articles

Printer That Prints Food

Would you like to make your life easier and have your printer do your culinary chores for you? If so, send me twenty five bucks and I’ll send you the ultimate guide. Just don’t...

How To Influence People’s Perceptions

Suppose you ask a hot chick if she would give you blowjob for fifty bucks. She slaps you in the face. That’s because it was a hypothetical question. Therefore, you see that hypothetical questions are...

Get Top Management Job and Laugh at Our Take on It

Specialize in one area and work in it for as long as possible. While this may seem like a tried-and-true formula of success, the latest research proves that you have to have something very different in order to reach that coveted CEO position.

Oops! They Did It Again!

Not that I am a negative person, but how come the American government has reached another near-shutdown moment? Is it my imagination?