Man Steals GPS, Reports Himself Lost – Was That GPS Bad?
Call it the act of God. Call it Providence. Call it the bullshit of random universe. But if you intend to steal something, make sure your memory is good enough to find your way...
Category: Satirical News Articles
Is He Dead? Or Is He Just Meditating?
Related: 55 Really Funny Animal Pictures and Jokes That’s the question the Indian court is asked to answer, though the police have already ruled that he is dead. After they ruled that they changed...
Restaurant Owner Tries to Murder Customer Who Found A Roach
Suppose you come into a restaurant, order an eggroll, and start munching it, only to find a roach inside? What would you do? Would you just go to another restaurant or would you ask...
Talking Cars May Come to USA in 2017: Will They Stutter?
Very soon we may hear cars talk to each other. I already imagine what some cars will say to each other: “Get off the road you moron!” That would remind me of my wonderful...
Funny News: Fox News Sucks Again
We all know Fox News sucks like a two dollar hooker. If you don’t, I suggest you try a two dollar hooker. You would find out that it feels almost exactly like Fox News....
This Is Why British Banks Refuse Large Cash Withdrawals
We all know banks are annoying. They take your money, give it to other people, make a handsome profit, and then pretend they are poor. The government, on the other other hand, pretend that...
Teen Hacked Target – You Can Too
The Boston Globe has reported that “teenager… wrote the malicious programs — software known as BlackPOS — used to infect the sales systems at Target and Neiman Marcus.” He is Russian. See, we don’t invest...
Blind Swede Sees After 18 Years of Blindness
We all know Sweden is one of the best countries to live in. It has been acknowledged as “the best place to grow old”. Indeed, they have some of the best social services in...
7 Funniest Golden Globe Moments 2014
This year’s Golden Globe awards featured lots of memorably funny moments. From Jennifer Lawrence / Taylor Swift photobomb to Emma Thompson throwing her shoes behind her head, it was one heck of a comedy...
Marriage Proposal in Grocery Store
Guy proposed to girl in a grocery store. That was the same grocery store where they met each other for the first time. When they met for the first time, he just started talking...
