Funniest Twilight Memes and Jokes
Check out this hilarious collection of Twilight Memes and Parody Jokes. They are so funny you will want to share them.
Funny Twilight Memes
1. This Is What Brokeback Mountain Characters Think Of Twilight
2. These Are The Funny Thoughts Of Twilight Cast
3. This Is Why Edward Cullen Sucks
4. This Is What Twilight Actors REALLY THINK
5. Some People Want To Become Vampires
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6. This Is Why Vampires Don’t Like Twilight
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7. The Only Lesson You Can Learn From Twilight
8. This Is Why Abraham Lincoln Wouldn’t Like Twilight
9. This Is Why You Don’t See Kristen Stewart Smile
10. This Is The REAL Logic Behind Twilight Movies
11. This Is Why Twilight Can Get You Pregnant
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12. Some Vampires Have A Sparkle
Funny Twilight Jokes
Q: Why aren’t there real vampires living right now?
A: They all killed themselves after reading Twilight.
Q: Why is Edward Cullen so pale?
A: There isn’t any light in the closet.
Q: Why is Twilight like watching a soccer match?
A: Young people running around … lots of heavy breathing … and nobody scores!
Q: How do you know that Bella has some issues?
A: She is constantly trying to romantically decide between bestiality and necrophilia.
Q: Why can’t Edward read Bella’s mind?
A: There’s nothing to read.
Q: How many Twihards does it take to screw on a light bulb?
A: I don’t know, they’re all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen
Q: How did Jacob’s boss discover he was a werewolf?
A: He kept calling in sick with “mange.”
Q: How do you stop Jacob from attacking you?
A: Throw a stick and yell “fetch!”
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