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If you watch porn at work, do not worry. You are not the only one. Your boss watches it too. Just like you or me, he has very little control over his penis. So he does it almost every time he locks the door.
“How do you know?” You may ask. Well, I do know: I have read the latest survey, which does tell the dirty truth about executives’ hands.
The latest survey has shown that at least half of all executives watch porn.
This survey was conducted by the software firm ThreatTrack Security. It did not exactly state that half of all executives watch porn. But its finding does imply that this is very likely true. According to this survey, 40% of tech support employees stated that “they’ve had to clean an executive’s corporate device after the boss visited an infected porn website.” It is reasonable to assume that not all of the porn sites are infected. Therefore, the number of executives who watch porn from their corporate devices is much higher than 40%. It is safe to assume that it is at least 50%.
If you think my reasoning sucks, or if you think something else – or even if you think nothing at all – leave a comment. We would appreciate your comment and would try to blackmail your boss with his porn browsing history.
Roman Marshanski is the founder of Humoropedia.com and former Hollywood actor. You can Google his name to see the list of his movies (or you can click on his name above this box to visit his personal website). He wrote thousands of pages of fiction. Some of that fictional writing is screenplays and a lot of it is comedic writing. So he completed two feature film screenplays and many shorter literary works, some of which are comedy. He did most of that writing during his film career as a Hollywood actor. He was the lead actor in Rebecca Cremona's Magdalena. Rebecca Cremona was Steven Spielberg's protege on Munich. So he has a deep understanding of the creative process and can be considered an authority on all things related to humor. Indeed, his screenplays contain a lot of humor. That's where his love for jokes started. Eventually, this love of jokes led Roman to the creation of Humoropedia.com, the wonderful home of funny jokes and witty puns. He thinks humor is something very good. If you also think so, please follow him on X now because he has a sense of humor.
