Dirt Devil Definition
Dirt Devil: vacuum cleaner that cleans like a devil: it does not clean shit, so you cannot help using devil’s name.
That’s how you can use ‘Dirt Devil’ in a sentence:
#1: If my girlfriend had sex the same way Dirt Devil cleans, I would not have to worry about her getting pregnant.
#2: My roommate was angry at me, until he moved out and left me Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner. He apparently knew that revenge is best served as Dirt Devil.
#3: Don’t ask your county what it can do for you. Ask how many Dirt Devils you can destroy for it.
#4: Your life had meaning if you destroyed at least one Dirt Devil.
#5: When people go to hell, they have to clean it with Dirt Devil. It does not clean anything, so the devil gloats at their terrible suffering.
#6: The guy who invented Dirt Devil has come up with the idea for it to torture all mankind.
