15 Funny New Year’s Resolutions

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These funny New Year’s resolutions will make you laugh. They are the best you will find.

1. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

2. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

3. My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

4. My New Year’s resolution is to start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

5. My New Years Resolution is 1080px.

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6. My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

7. I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have.

8. I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

9. I resolve to work with neglected children – my own.

10. I will not tell the same story at every get-together.

11. I will think of a password other than “password.”

12. I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

13. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

14. I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

15. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

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