8 Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
9 Q: What do you call a crazy chicken? A: A cuckoo cluck!
10 Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: To see his brother!
11 Q: What do you call a smelly coward? A: A funky chicken!
12 Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Before The Farmer
A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, “Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I’m planting them too deep?”
13 Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most? A: Fry-day!
14 Q: What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? A: Chicken.
15 Q: Why did half a chicken cross the road? A: To get to its other side!
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16 Q: What does an alarm cluck say? A: “Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!”
17 Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
18 Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop-cakes!
19 Q: What did the sick chicken say? A: “I have the people-pox!”
20 Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk? A: Because talk is cheep!
21 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He wanted to get to the chicken strip club.
22 Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? A: It eggs-plodes!
23 Q: Why did the duck cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
24 Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side!
25 The Cowboy And The Chicken With The Bible
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a chicken walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the chicken’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the chicken. “Your name is written inside the cover.”
26 Q: How do you get a fat chick into bed? A: piece of cake.
27 Q: How do chickens bake a cake? A: From scratch!
28 Q: Why don’t chickens wear pants? A: There peckers on their face.
29 Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? A: Hendurance.
30 Q. Why did the turtle cross the road? A. To get to the shell station.
31 Q: Why did the chicken go to Burger King? A: To see a chicken strip.
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32 Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg? A: The bombshell!
33 Q: Why did the cactus cross the road? A: It was stuck to the chicken!
34 Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.
35 Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder? A: She lays hand gren-eggs!
36 Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend? A: In a HEN-velope!
37 Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To cockadoodle dooo something!
38 Q: What do you call someone who steals chicken? A: A Chicken Pot Pirate.
39 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? A: He was a double-crosser!
40 Chicken Who Crossed The Road To See A Movie
Movies A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a chicken sitting next to him. “Are you a chicken?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The chicken replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
41 Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.
42 Q: Why did the chicken join a band? A: Because it already had drumsticks.
43 Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison? A: A Hensemble.
44 Q. Why did the horse cross the road? A. Because the chicken needed a day off.
45 Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll!
46 Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? A: They go on peck-nics!
47 Q: Why did the chicken cross the “net”? A: It wanted to get to the other site!
48 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So he wouldn’t get blocked in traffic.
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49 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way? A: He wanted to lay it on the line!
50 Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A: A brick layer!
51 Q: Why did the t-rex cross the road? A: Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
52 Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A: A bird that lays down!
53 Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to chickens bum.
54 Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the referee calling fowls
55 Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? A: She kicked the bucket!
56 Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover? A: The Cluck o’the Irish!
57 Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? A: An alarm cluck!
58 Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
59 Q: Whats the difference between meat and chicken? A: If you beat your chicken it dies.
60 Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother? A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!
61 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
62 Q: Why did the chicken stand in the middle of the road? A: Coz he wanted to play squash!
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63 Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? A: Because they were chicken.
64 Q: Why did the piece of gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
65 Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? A: She was no spring chicken.
66 Q: Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken McNuggets? A: The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched.
67 Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? A: She was tickled to death!
68 Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? A: a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.
69 Q: If the Rooster layed an Egg on a roof, witch way would the egg roll? A: Nowhere because roosters don’t lay egg.
70 Q: What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? A: CHICKEN CAESER SALAD (CHICKEN SEES A SALAD)
71 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road roll in mud and cross the road again? A: Because he was a dirty double crosser.
72 Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy? A: “You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
73 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? A: Because it was a dirty double-crosser!
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