20 Funny Clown Jokes And Puns
Laugh at 20 really funny clown jokes and puns. We did our best to bring you only the best ones. So these circus jokes about clowns will sure make you laugh.
1 Why don’t sharks eat clowns? They taste funny.
2 Why was the clown sad? She broke her funny bone!
3 What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!
4 Did you hear about the human cannonball? He got fired!
5 How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
6 I manufactured clown shoes… which was no small feat.
7 What happened when the lion ate the clown? He felt funny!
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8 Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
9 Did you hear about the circus fire? Yeah, it was in’tents’.
10 Why did the clown cross the road? To get his rubber chicken!
11 Which circus performers can see in the dark? The acro-bats!
12 What material do you use to make a clown outfit? Poly-jester!
13 What happened when the magician got mad? She pulled her hare out!
14 What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant’s toes? Slow clowns.
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15 How do you get a retired carny off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
16 Why did the elephant leave the circus? He was tired of working for peanuts.
17 Did you hear about the circus clown funeral? All his friends came in one car.
18 How is being at the singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don’t talk.
19 Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown they’re all screaming.
20 Clown’s Friend, The Juggler, Pulled Over
A circus performer was pulled over for speeding.
As the officer was writing the ticket, the cop noticed several machetes in the car.
“What are those for?” she asked suspiciously. “I’m a juggler,” the man replied. “I use those in my act.” “Well, show me,” the officer demanded.
So the juggler got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
While the juggler was performing this amazing circus act, a car passed by. The driver did a double take and said, “My God. I’ve got to give up drinking! Look at the test they’re giving now.”
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Related Links You May Enjoy:
1. EnchantedLearning.com: Clown Jokes
2. Jokes4us.com: Clown Puns
3. Mashable: 10 Krazy One-Liners From Krusty the Clown