Category: Satirical News Articles

Student Arrested for Killing Dinosaur

If you ever thought dinosaurs and guns are dangerous, you are not alone. Police think so too. And apparently they also think that dinosaurs can still be found. Police have arrested a young boy...

1 Simple Trick To Avoid Getting Screwed By Banks

You probably are tired of banks screwing you over left and right. Well, so are we. That’s why we think it’s important that we share this information with you. Turns out the so-called “overdraft...

Model’s Silicon Breasts Poison An Animal

Do you like women with big breasts? If you answered ‘yes’, think again. They may poison you with their deadly silicon. If you think I’m joking, ask the animal who got poisoned. The action...

This Monkey Knows How To Make Awesome Photos

Ever thought of yourself as a good photographer? Well, this monkey is a better photographer than you. In a strange twist of fate, this monkey snatched a photographer’s camera and made lots of awesome...

Can of Beer Helps Cops Bust A Criminal

Ever got drunk? Ever got drunk and angry? Ever got drunk when you were angry? If you have answered ‘yes’ to any of the questions above, you are lucky you have not ended up...

Harvard Can Now Turn You Into Happy Zombie In 20 Minutes

Remember Kubrick’s “Clockwork Orange”? If not, it is a classic sci-fi film in which Alex, the head of teen gangsters, “receives an injection that makes him feel sick while watching graphically violent films, eventually...