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Famous Mae West Quotes About Life

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. – Check out more Funny Sex Jokes

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.

There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Look your best – who said love is blind?

I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution. – Check out more Funny Marriage Jokes

Sex is emotion in motion.

A hard man is good to find.

A man’s kiss is his signature.

I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

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I speak two languages, Body and English.

Look your best – who said love is blind?

Keep a diary, and someday it’ll keep you.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

I like restraint, if it doesn’t go too far.

The score never interested me, only the game.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.

It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.

I only have ‘yes’ men around me. Who needs ‘no’ men?

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress’s success.

I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up.

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.

A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

I see you’re a man with ideals. I better be going before you’ve still got them.

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they’re doing and saying in films right now just shouldn’t be allowed. There’s no dignity anymore and I think that’s very important.

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