Hollywood Jokes

What Hollywood Does: Turns Novels Into Shit

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What is Hollywood?
How the people in Hollywood are like?
Hollywood Jargon
Hollywood – Featured Funny Celebrity Video
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What is Hollywood?

Hollywood is the city where you can spend your whole life making one movie.

How the people in Hollywood are like?

In Hollywood, every waiter is a successful actor, every bartender is a famous film producer, and the vast majority of homeless people are less fortunate relatives of Steven Spielberg.

Hollywood Jargon

“I met a Hollywood Heavyweight”: I got beat up by a Hollywood bum who is morbidly obese.
“We had meeting with Steven Spielberg”: The bodyguards of Steven Spielberg threw us out of his office.
“Arnold Schwarzenegger is attached”: We were able to film Arnold Schwarzenegger, while running away from him.
“We are making an 80$ million dollar movie”: We want to make an 80$ million dollar movie, but so far we have collected only 45 cents.
“We had a lot of interest”: We showed our script to everyone we could, but nobody showed any interest.
“Leonardo Di Caprio has shown an interest in our project”: Leonardo Di Caprio thinks our project is a piece of shit.
“My brother got a big part”: My brother got the part of a big guy in the *ucking Supersluts 3.
“I dated that actress before she hit it big”: I stared at her breasts but could never ask her out.
“I will read your script”: I will read your script in five years, if you are still alive.
“I went to prestigious film school”: I am depressed I spent so much money.

Hollywood – Featured Funny Celebrity Video

Want more funny stuff about Hollywood?
Check out 7 Funniest Golden Globe Moments

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Roman Marshanski

Roman Marshanski is the founder of Humoropedia.com and former Hollywood actor. You can Google his name to see the list of his movies (or you can click on his name above this box to visit his personal website). He wrote thousands of pages of fiction. Some of that fictional writing is screenplays and a lot of it is comedic writing. So he completed two feature film screenplays and many shorter literary works, some of which are comedy. He did most of that writing during his film career as a Hollywood actor. He was the lead actor in Rebecca Cremona's Magdalena. Rebecca Cremona was Steven Spielberg's protege on Munich. So he has a deep understanding of the creative process and can be considered an authority on all things related to humor. Indeed, his screenplays contain a lot of humor. That's where his love for jokes started. Eventually, this love of jokes led Roman to the creation of Humoropedia.com, the wonderful home of funny jokes and witty puns. He thinks humor is something very good. If you also think so, please follow him on X now because he has a sense of humor.