Emergency! No longer possible to waste time on Facebook!

Facebook was down for 40 minutes just yesterday. I did not even notice, until I read it in the news. But many people had a full-blown crisis.

Some of these people called 911. Among them, a couple of Hollywood celebrities I personally know. There is no need to tell their names though. You already are well aware of their unusual behavior.

That’s worse than any other addiction. It usually takes people a couple of hours before they need to snort or smoke. With Facebook it’s 40 minutes or less.

What’s even more troublesome is that many people are full-blown Facebook addicts. If you don’t believe me, check out these data:

Source: Hackstacks.com

So let’s thank Mark Zuckerberg for something so wonderful. Let’s also thank all the people who called 911 for being so terrifically honest about their addiction. After all, being honest about your addiction is the first step to recovery.

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Roman Marshanski is the founder of Humoropedia.com and former Hollywood actor. You can Google his name to see the list of his movies (or you can click on his name above this box to visit his personal website). He wrote thousands of pages of fiction. Some of that fictional writing is screenplays and a lot of it is comedic writing. So he completed two feature film screenplays and many shorter literary works, some of which are comedy. He did most of that writing during his film career as a Hollywood actor. He was the lead actor in Rebecca Cremona's Magdalena. Rebecca Cremona was Steven Spielberg's protege on Munich. So he has a deep understanding of the creative process and can be considered an authority on all things related to humor. Indeed, his screenplays contain a lot of humor. That's where his love for jokes started. Eventually, this love of jokes led Roman to the creation of Humoropedia.com, the wonderful home of funny jokes and witty puns. He thinks humor is something very good. If you also think so, please follow him on X now because he has a sense of humor.

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