Windows Jokes: 10 Best

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1. Windows Properly Defined

Windows: software that has too many holes but few windows. It is the nightmare of Bill Gates that the less tech-savvy are experiencing on a daily basis.

2. How good Windows 8 is

Windows 8 Jokes: Windows 8 is Trash

3. How the Word “Windows” Can Be Properly Used In a Sentence

After setting up Windows Speech Recognition for four hours, the only four words it could recognize were: “Speech recognition is a piece of shit.”

4. The effect of Windows Updates

Linux vs Windows vs Mac

5. Windows Error Messages

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a “great” writer.
When asked to define “great” he said “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

6. Q: What if Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows Vista crashed… A: Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

7. Q: What’s the difference between a virus and windows? A: Viruses rarely fail.

8. Q: What do you call Windows Multitasking? A: Screwing up several things at once.

9. Q: What do houses and Microsoft Windows have in common? A: Bugs come in through open Windows.

10. Q. How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A. Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Want More Funny Corporate Jokes?
Check out Google Jokes and Starbucks Jokes.

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