Crashes Car Into A Gas Mart, Gets 1 Banana, Drives Away
The economy is so bad the guy smashed his car into a gas mart to get 1 banana. Or perhaps he just wanted some fruit. After all banana is delicious. Think we made up...
Category: Satirical News Articles
Get Rid of Your Inner A–hole
This section of my website is dedicated to “Weird & Funny News”. This article is far from funny though. I apologize for that, but I think that this is something everybody should know about....
She Fell Into The Water While Browsing Facebook
Browsing Facebook while walking? Browsing Facebook while driving? Browsing Facebook while cheating on your wife? Don’t worry if you do any of the above. It is no big deal, unless you live near the...
Butt-Dialing Prevents Murder
Thinking of murdering your creditor? Don’t be ashamed. Everyone has a dark side. And sometimes the dark side can be good, like when you go to jail because of it. That is why we...
Survey Hints that 50% of Executives Watch Porn
If you watch porn at work, do not worry. You are not the only one. Your boss watches it too. Just like you or me, he has very little control over his penis. So...
Funny News: “Wife Leaves Husband Because of Broken Toilet”
Husband agreed to repair the toilet. The wife came back to him. That’s what I call the true love. This happened in India. The husband was a lazy son of a bitch and did...
The True Love of Beer: He Tried to Trade Alligator for a Pack of Beer
Police have captured a man who tried to get a pack of beer for stolen alligator. He wanted just a pack of beer, but the owner of a Miami convenience store turned out to...
Railroad Called Facebook: not Funny but True and Weird
Who cares?! Facebook is one of the worst inventions of 21st century, and everybody knows it. By reading this article, you’re just wasting your time. It is weird and NOT funny. About two hundred...
America and Eurasia Will Unite Into 1 Continent “Amasia”
We may all soon live on one continent. That’s if 50-200 million years is soon. Perhaps the people who say that “only historians and idiots repeat each other” are wrong. Turns out that, after all, history...
You Should Avoid Cameron Diaz
You should avoid Cameron Diaz because she’s dangerous. What’s the reason Cameron Diaz dangerous? Who knows? Maybe that’s because you’re more likely to masturbate after you see her. Or maybe that’s because she’s overrated...
