Survey Hints that 50% of Executives Watch Porn

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If you watch porn at work, do not worry. You are not the only one. Your boss watches it too. Just like you or me, he has very little control over his penis. So he does it almost every time he locks the door.

“How do you know?” You may ask. Well, I do know: I have read the latest survey, which does tell the dirty truth about executives’ hands.

The latest survey has shown that at least half of all executives watch porn.

This survey was conducted by the software firm ThreatTrack Security. It did not exactly state that half of all executives watch porn. But its finding does imply that this is very likely true.¬†According to this survey, 40% of tech support employees stated that “they’ve had to clean an executive’s corporate device after the boss visited an infected porn website.” It is reasonable to assume that not all of the porn sites are infected. Therefore, the number of executives who watch porn from their corporate devices is much higher than 40%. It is safe to assume that it is at least 50%.

If you think my reasoning sucks, or if you think something else – or even if you think nothing at all – leave a comment. We would appreciate your comment and would try to blackmail your boss with his porn browsing history.

Originally Reported by CNN Money

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