30 Game Of Thrones Jokes
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- When did Brienne realise Jaime was hitting on her? When he asked: “Are you sure we’re not related?”
- What did the dragon have at McDonald’s? A Qarther Pounder.
- What kind of ruler would Podrick Payne be? A dicktator.
- Which Game of Thrones character is most like Santa Claus? Ho Ho Hodor!
- What do you call stormtroopers in jousting tournament? Game of Clones
- Did you hear about the game show with Theon Greyjoy? It’s called “Wheel of Torture.”
- What is King’s Landing famous for? It’s knight life.
- What stopped winter from coming? Winterfell and it can’t get up.
- What soup killed Robb Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.
- How did Walder feel before the Red Wedding? His nerves were Freyed.
- What do you call a creepy ex-boyfriend north of the Wall? A White Stalker.
- What is Roose Bolton’s favourite dessert? The dread tort.
- What three rings do you need to marry one of Walter Frey’s daughters? Wedding Ring. Suffe-Ring. Murder-Ring.
- What is Jon Snow’s girlfriend’s nickname for his penis? The snow cone.
- What do you call a bunch of outlaws who kill Lannisters, kidnap children and never say please? The Brotherhood Without Manners.
- How do you find Princess Myrcella? You follow the foot prince.
- Did you hear about the game show with the Starks and Lannisters? Family Blood Feud.
- The bakers of King’s Landing took their revenge on Joffrey by retrieving his body, cutting him up and putting him in a sandwich. What was it called? Joffrey’s inbred.
- What do you call a Lannister girl who can outrun her brothers? A Virgin.
- Why did Tyrion Lannister wear his wedding ring on the wrong finger? Because he was married to the wrong woman.
- What is the name of the Stark family barbershop? Winter is Combing.
- How do the men of the Night Watch protect the Seven Kingdoms from White Walkers? DEADication.
- Some of Daenerys’ troops have started strolling instead of marching. What’s their nickname? The Unhurried.
- What did Winterfell say to King’s Landing? Who needs lavish golden towers when you can have smoke and a big tree.
- Where do Kings learn to kill dragons? At knight school.
- What’s the difference between Cersei Lannister and a direwolf? Lipstick
- Why couldn’t Robb Stark start his car? He had executed his driver, Lord Karstart.
- How do white walkers like their dragon eggs? Terri-fried.
- How do most dragons get to King’s Landing? They fly WesterosJet
- Which Game of Thrones character is always in the Christmas spirit? Ho Ho Hodor.
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