Tree Puns: 41 Best Tree Jokes You’ll Probably Hate Anyway

Hey, these are really funny tree puns and really good tree jokes. But many will hate them anyway. Will you hate them? Check them out now. Then, if you like them, please share this page to your favorite social media site (especially if that’s Pinterest). That way you’d be helping me publish more fun stuff for you and your friends.

This page has many puns about trees. Some of them are cute and some of them are clever. Most of them are short and all of them are awesome. On top of that, there’s a handpicked, very interesting video about extraordinary trees.

Before I share with you my favorite tree humor, how about a few interesting facts about trees? For example, do you know that the oldest tree is 4,841 years old and that makes it the oldest living organism in the world? Do you also know that trees can communicate with each other and defend themselves against insects? They defend themselves against insects by releasing chemicals called phenolics.

Most importantly, are you aware of the fact that trees can reduce stress? Research has shown that being around trees can improve mental well-being. But I know you’re too lazy to take a walk outside to see the trees, so please enjoy their beautiful pictures below and have a good laugh at the jokes that follow.

Table Of Contents

11 Tree Puns
Interesting Video You Need To See
7 Funny Tree Jokes
3 Fig Puns
5 Palm Tree Jokes
The Editor’s Favorite Tree Play On Words
3 Funny Tree Puns From Reddit
3 Pine Tree Puns
5 Tree One Liners
3 Family Tree Puns

11 Tree Puns

These puns below are clean and funny. None of them are dirty. Some will say that a few of them are bad, but I think that all of them are awesome. So please enjoy and share this page.

Why do all the other trees avoid the acorn tree? Because it’s nuts.
What’s a tree’s favorite school subject? Geometry. If you like this tree pun, you’ll also definitely like these funny geometry jokes.
How did the tree get lost? It took the wrong root.
How do you know when a tree doesn’t know the answer to something? It shrubs.
I’m so bad at gardening even my trees don’t root for me.
What tree needs the most tissues? A weeping willow.
What’s the best way to make a tree laugh? Tell it acorn-y joke. If you like this pun, you’ll also like these awesome yet corny jokes.
How do coniferous trees get ready for their dates? They spruce themselves up.
Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party? Because they never leaf when you want them to.
I found out today that the trees in my garden have huge roots, so I bought them some hair dye.
I’ve had a lot of friend requests from trees lately. They must be branching out.

Do you like these tree puns you’ve just read? Then you’ll also like these really funny clean jokes.

Interesting Video You Need To See

Check out this video. Watch it now because it’s pretty good.

7 Funny Tree Jokes

Did you know that a lot of animals can jump higher than trees? This is due to the fact that trees can’t jump.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration. If you like this tree joke, you’ll also like these 22 hilarious Christmas one liners.
What did the monk say after he cut the trees around him? It’s time for deep clearing meditation.
I cut down a tree by just staring at it. I saw it with my own eyes.
Why are trees taller in the morning? They have morning wood.
When I see couples’ names carved into a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I think it’s strange that someone would take a knife on a date.
What does a Chestnut tree and an asylum have in common? They’re both full of nuts.

If you like these funny tree jokes you’ve just read, you’ll also like these awesome Little Johnny jokes.

3 Fig Puns

How did the elm tree know the fig tree wasn’t looking for anything serious? It asked for no twigs attached.
I want to make a fig flavored mint. But right now it’s just a fig mint of my imagination.
Why couldn’t the fig tree get back in shape? It couldn’t stick to a root-ine.

If you think these fig puns are funny, please check out these egg puns now because you’re gonna like them.

5 Palm Tree Jokes

Palm Trees During Golden Hour — This photo of palm trees will look really good on one of your Pinterest boards, so why not share it right now?

Palm trees are some of the most beautiful and exotic trees. Likewise, these are some of the best palm tree jokes you’ll ever read.

What’s the world’s smallest tree? A palm tree.
What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A palm tree.
How do you know that a tree is single? It’s a palm tree.
That palm tree on the subway was really creepy and inappropriate. It kept trying to frondle everyone.
What do you call a tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree.

The Editor’s Favorite Tree Play On Words

What type of tree has the best tan? A beech tree.

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3 Funny Tree Puns From Reddit

The people of Reddit wrote quite a few good puns. These are the best of them related to trees.

Really, when you come down to it, the treemen have more bark than bite.
You know, I just never branched out into tree puns.
I’m sure someone maple a few out for you.

3 Pine Tree Puns

Pine trees aren’t only gorgeous. They’re also very strong, if you consider how long they live. They usually live between 100 and 1,000 years, but some pine trees live longer than that. Likewise, these pine tree puns are likely to age well and live long because they’re pretty good.

What’s green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell from a pine tree? A pool table.
Why did the pine tree get in trouble? Because it was being knotty.
Three vampires decide to compete at who can drink the most blood. They give each other an hour to drink lots of blood. Then they meet to see who won. The first vampire’s face is bloody. The second vampire is even bloodier. But the third one is declared a winner: the blood is dripping down his face and his shirt is covered in it. Then they tell each other where they went. First one says: “Do you see that pine tree over there? There’s a forest nearby where a boy scout camp is. That’s where I went.” The second one says: “Do you see that river over there? There’s a village nearby. I went there.” The third one says: “Do you see that street lamp over there? There’s a small town nearby. I wanted to go there, but I hit my head on that lamp and broke my nose.”

5 Tree One Liners

What’s a brief explanation of an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
When it comes to good quality olive oil, I feel sorry for the children of olive trees, green olives, because they must be under a lot of pressure.
Why didn’t the oak tree talk to anyone? It didn’t want to dialogue.
What does Olive Garden serve on Halloween? Fettuccini Afraid-O.
How does virgin olive oil become extra virgin olive oil? By getting dating advice from a Redditor.

If these tree one liners made you smile, you’ll have a really good laugh with these 93 best funny one liner jokes.

3 Family Tree Puns

I have so many nieces and nephews. My family tree has more branches than Walmart. If you like this pun, you’ll also like these very funny Walmart jokes, so please check them out now.
How do you complete a family tree easily? Post on social media that you won the lottery.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree. She dropped the rope and ran.

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